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Alter Ego of the UK PM. Social Security and cheap bus fares are preferable to defence security and stopping the boats. If not in No10 N or S I’m behind my decks

Perth, Western Australia
Joined January 2023
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Randy Burnham retweeted
The real horror of Halloween. Artificial cobweb: a bit of fake fun for you, but a very real and terrifying death for them. If you see your neighbours using it, it's possible they don't know the danger so please print out this simple leaflet and pop it through their door: tinyurl.com/HalloweenHedgeho… The fine, strong synthetic fibres of this lethal 'web' are difficult for animals to see at dusk and can quickly wrap around their legs, wings, and neck, trapping and killing birds, insects and mammals. When Eden the hedgehog struggled to free herself the web tightened, cutting off circulation and causing deep wounds. Can you imagine the pain and sheer terror? And then seeing dawn approach, while hanging there, tightly bound and helpless, only an inch above the ground but suffering slow strangulation. Aside from being stressed, dehydrated, starving and exhausted, she also had horrific bite/peck wounds to her face, where she had been held there, helpless, unable to curl and defend herself, while a predator tried to eat her alive. Tragically her constriction injuries were too severe to survive, and poor Eden had to be put to sleep. If you have used this deadly cruel trap to 'decorate' your garden, I beg you - take it down now. Please spread this vital information, and help save lives.
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Eustace half time after another far post goal conceded . @MalChristie @domjdietrich @d_robinson71
Marc White's absolute RAGE. 🤬 🗯️
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Randy Burnham retweeted
Mohammed Bin Hawking is trying to out-spaz me. Muttha fluffin’ motorised muslims. First uber. Then deliveroo. Now even legit terrorists have their own wheels
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Randy Burnham retweeted
The Chancellor will remove import taxes on gherkins and marmalade to give British families more breathing space in their weekly budget. I am sat here wantonly dipping my gherkin in my marmalade feel grateful and blessed Cunts
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Randy Burnham retweeted
Anyone up For posting this on TikTok @KeithTarmer ? 😉🤣
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Randy Burnham retweeted
Breakfast.
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Will do wonders for dental decay.
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Randy Burnham retweeted
One thing that's surprised me about Andy Burnham is the extent to which he just lies. He says this morning small boats are because of Brexit and "we can't return people". The FACTS: In last 5 years of Dublin agreement the UK took in far more migrants than it sent back. 2016: net 200 2017: net 150 2018: net 1000 2019: net 500 2020: net 800 Five years = net 2,500 more migrants than sent back. Plus, now we'd have to sign up to the migration and asylum pact so the numbers will be enormous. He knows this. His advisors know this. They are just lying to you.
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Replying to @AngelaRayner
@AngelaRayner, did you allow Islamist extremists to influence the drafting of the “anti-Muslim hostility” definition? It’s a simple yes-or-no question. If not, why did your department claim that it had deleted all responses to the Working Group’s consultation, only to say — after the Free Speech Union threatened legal action — that the responses were still held on its data system? And why does your department still refuse to disclose who responded to the consultation? While we’re at it: if, as your Permanent Secretary confirmed in a letter to @NJ_Timothy, ministers had no involvement in this decision, who is running your department? The public deserves to know the truth.
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Randy Burnham retweeted
FYI, talking about Brexit yesterday, Angela Rayner claimed that... “The evidence is really clear in terms of 20% down in exports to the EU, 16,000 businesses no longer exporting to the EU, it has been the red tape on the EU deal we got, has been damaging to the economy”. But if this is indeed the evidence, it really is not clear! Let's unpick it... 🧵
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Randy Burnham retweeted
The greatest letter of all time...
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Viz Letters
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Randy Burnham retweeted
Read the headline. Nod sagely. Then look at the pic above it. Shake head vigorously. Hilarious juxtaposition.
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Randy Burnham retweeted
Every single sentence in your post is untrue. Labour’s 2002 ‘deal’ had very little long-term impact on migrants trying to sneak into the UK by lorry/container/vehicles. It simply moved from Sangette to other routes. Between 2014-2019 55,000 came in that way — an underestimate since many came in undetected and disappeared into society. Unlike boat people, nearly all of whom are counted. So it’s an obvious nonsense to say people weren’t being sent back because nobody was arriving. Tens of thousands were arriving. They switched to small boats when major advances in technology, perimeter defence of lorry/container parks and detection made lorries etc too risky to take. That’s why, from 2018 onwards, the small boat numbers grew fast. Nothing to do with EU, Brexit, Dublin rules, fairy dust etc. Why do you peddle such falsehoods?
2002 deal Labour struck with 🇫🇷 helped tackle lorry migrants. But small boats rocketed post-Brexit: 299ppl 2018 to 45,774 in 2022. When in EU, Dublin Rg was a deterrent as ppl arriving illegally wld be returned, so v.few came. We didn't send them back because they weren't here
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Far right at it again.
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Randy Burnham retweeted
Blair said at the time of Ken Bigley's murder: "I feel utter revulsion at the people who did this". Michael Howard, then Conservative leader, condemned the killers' "grotesque barbarity", and said: "To those who committed this atrocious and despicable act our message is: we shall never give in to blackmail from terrorists." But we did give in didn't we? The wretched scum, Mohammed Yaseen, was part of the group that murdered Ken. And now he walks the streets of Britain a free man and at our expense. The cost of keeping him in the UK has been estimated at up to £85,000 a year. I remember the daily news back in 2004 about Ken Bigley. His name was etched into the consciousness of people up and down the country. When I was in the hostages team in the Foreign Office years later his case was still studied - infamous for its barbarism. This country has utterly betrayed Ken's family and his memory
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Randy Burnham retweeted
And people complain that the new Tesla is not practical in a real world environment.
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Randy Burnham retweeted
Richard Williams was Commanding Officer of the SAS
Read this powerful article by @thetimes , and reflect on what has been shared.. This is not just “persecution by (extremely clumsy) process” imposed upon active-duty SAS operators fighting to detain vicious ISIS thugs in an active war zone, but also an example of performative self-immolation initiated by the most senior UK Special Forces officer at the time (G Jenkins) as self-serving exercise in what HE calls ‘transparency’…… So, if someone, anyone (quite possibly an enemy) within an active war zone says the SAS killed an unarmed man, then the so-called ‘senior leaders’ (some, as in this case, with near-zero combat experience) within the Whitehall-based ‘UK system’ desperate to demonstrate something that they call ‘transparency’ (or whatever else floats the MOD’s boat), will automatically launch an aggressive RMP operation to detain the SAS men involved…. Not on the basis of any hard evidence (there is no crime scene, no bodies, no bullets etc), but purely on distant, uncorroborated hearsay and remote, delayed analysis of operational reports; all supported by desk-bound, chinless leaders that seemingly care more about how they will (personally) look in an MOD promotion board than trying to properly understand the circumstances faced by the SAS men and defend them accordingly. What a gift this utterly pathetic weakness, low threshold investigative process and twisted self-defeating system gives to our many enemies….and what an awful message it sends to those that still volunteer to fight on our all of our behalves….
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Randy Burnham retweeted
This is Mohammed Yaseen, he was a member of the Al Qaeda group that beheaded Ken Bigley. He arrived in Britain on a small boat, released from prison after just 6 months but can’t be deported due to his "human rights." Costing us £85k per year & £500k for legal aid. Disgusting!
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Why isn't this headline news?
This Christian toddler is now an orphan. His mother was murdered by Muslims in Nigeria for the crime of being Christian. Where are all the protesters? Where are the “but the children” activists and podcasters? Why do the media and politicians remain silent? Oh right… they can’t blame Jews so they don’t care. Credit: @DidierNeza1 and Let My people Go
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