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This looks criminal.
This from Labour Manchester City councillors is verging on misconduct in public office. They seem to have swindled residents out of around £86 million, on @theipaper’s calculations. The dodgy relationship, continued under Burnham, with the Abu Dhabi owners is beginning to stink.
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🚨EXCLUSIVE: Putin sends fishing trawlers to spy on Britain - Telegraph analysis finds 500 incidents of Russian civilian vessels loitering above vital undersea cables Meanwhile...... 🚨BREAKING.. Andy Burnham proposes that all toilet paper be quilted by 2030.
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This is the face of the repugnant left! You can put lipstick on a pig.....but alas.....
Abusive scenes at PMQs as Lucy Powell appears to mouth something at Kemi Badenoch when the Tory leader was simply taking the piss out of the PM about loud music on trains. She called her a cretin. It may not have been a racial slur like some suggest, but calling the Leader of the Opposition a cretin just shows how despicable the Labour Party and their MPs are. They talk about being less hateful, but they’re the epitome of hateful politics.
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Dear 'king God 🤦🏻‍♀️ Thank F I'm getting out of this country. I'll come BACK when these stinking Marxist authoritarian b*st*rds fk off!
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Andy Burnham has announced that… The BBC will be required to issue a trigger warning before revealing who has been voted off Strictly. The government will finally investigate why fitted sheets are physically impossible to fold. All future political promises will carry the same disclaimer as lottery tickets: “Participation does not guarantee a return.” He says he is also looking into the cost of living crisis, but that’s a long-term project.
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🚨BREAKING! Andy Burnham is introducing revolutionary new legislation obligating all bakers to add a free extra bap to every dozen they sell to customers. 👨‍🍳 The Prime Minister is solving the Cost of Living Crisis one crumb at a time.
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FFS 🤦🙄
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"Cosmetic cowboys." How lovely. Yvette Cooper has found her great cause. Botched fillers. Dodgy BBLs. Under-18s and their nose jobs. Sit down, Yvette. Let us look at this together. You are the Health Secretary. The National Health Service. The institution on its knees. Millions on waiting lists. A and E corridors. No dentist for half the country. GPs behind a phone queue. And you have spent your week on cosmetic surgery. Which is, as everyone keeps pointing out, a choice. Nobody is forced to have a BBL. It is the optional, not the essential. And you have made it the priority, because you cannot fix the NHS with a press release, but you can fix the BBLs with one. And this is your third department in two years. Home Office. Foreign Office. Now Health. You have run everything and mastered nothing. A seat-warmer in a cabinet of seat-warmers. Still. Nice announcement. Off you pop.
No one should have to risk their health or, in the worst cases, their lives at the hands of cosmetic cowboys. People deserve proper care not to be exploited as a way to make quick money. Our new rules will ensure high-risk procedures are only carried out by properly trained professionals, protect under-18s and hold rogue providers to account.
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Prime Minister, Andy Burnham vows to keep Monster Munch Pickled Onion, Roast Beef and Flamin’ Hot flavour crisps at the same price in the new budget.
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Bus Wanker Burnham announces fines for leaving the toilet seat up. A No10 spokesman said the PM was sick and tired of this misogyny and blamed Margaret Thatcher for not addressing it in the 80's.
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End inheritance tax for all.
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With Britain facing crises on every front, Labour has unveiled its latest masterpiece: Operation Two For Joy, a sweeping plan to tackle the menace of lone magpies, standardise anti sorrow guidance, and finally tell the public where they stand at long last.
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🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has finally recognised the public’s frustration that socks go missing in the laundry. He’s introducing the Triple Sock Bill — making it compulsory for every sock to be sold in threes. Our futures are secure. 🧦🧦🧦
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"LABOURS DAY OF SHAME" Landlords are being offered double the rent to evict tenants and house migrants in a nuts deal Clearsprings Ready Homes is offering three year contracts at twice the market rate plus bills and maintenance for small boat arrivals. One Southwark landlord was offered £4500 a month for a three bed flat against £1790 from the council. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp called it a day of shame for Labour.
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The BBC says JK Rowling is a ‘polarising’ figure. Really? Her views on biological sex are backed by the vast majority of people and by scientific fact. The Beeb’s trans activism has destroyed its credibility, says Malcolm Clark buff.ly/CiwqqtS
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BBC undercover sting: Bradford solicitor Mohammad Alias Yousaf filmed offering to make a £45,000 illegal-worker fine disappear. He told a reporter posing as a mini-mart owner to find someone “who’s gone back to Iraq or Iran,” put their name as the business owner, and shift the fine onto them. Fee: 10% upfront. £150m+ in these fines remains unpaid. Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood has ordered a review. And you wonder why the judiciary in this country is fcked. We've turned into corrupt Pakistan.
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