Husband, father, dog owner. Also @ThingsINowSay for some parent humor.
Midland, TX
Joined May 2013
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Keith U retweeted
Every critic of gay marriage said this was the logical outcome; virtually every mainstream proponent of gay marriage assured us it would never happen.
And here we are.
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
The Paging Hezbollah documentary looks great. youtube.com/watch?v=2Jfsa-od…
Side hustle or nah? #AmericanExpress
Tina Fey admits she judges rich people who keep launching side hustles when they already have hundreds of millions of dollars
Tina Fey: “I don’t get excited about money. If I’m safe and I have enough money to live, I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle.”
Amy Poehler: “Yeah, you mean like a podcast or something?”
Tina Fey: “No, that is you’re doing work. I’m saying, if you sold, like… where would my line be for you? Where would I draw the line?”
Amy Poehler: “Yeah, I know what you mean. Like if I had a rosé.”
Tina Fey: “If you already have, like, $200 million and you’re like, ‘Also, I need you to…’”
Amy Poehler: “But Tina, this is where you have to learn from Gen Z. I’m sorry, and we have to.”
Tina Fey: “They don’t care. They don’t judge it. They don’t judge it.”
Keith U retweeted
Indeed. Arabs have more rights and freedoms in Israel than anywhere else in the Middle East.
Today 2 Million Arabs have the opportunity to vote in Israel. 🗽
Gazan’s have not had an election since 2006.
Free Palestine!…From Hamas. 🧠
@macklemore @MarkRuffalo @BBC @TheDemocrats @AOC @Grammys @NYCMayor @zachlanebryan @nytimes @FranceskAlbs
Keith U retweeted
Texas Megachurch Pastor Speaks Out On Talarico
Last week I discussed really important coverage on the Texas Senate race for Christians in our state.
Keith U retweeted
New men's FIFA Rankings. USA doesn't budge from 16th, despite winning all 4 games, playing a bunch of teenagers, and crushing the 10th ranked team in the world 3-0.
Colorado is 2-2, and their starting QB has thrown 4 interceptions in the 2nd Half in this game against Texas Tech. Do they have a back-up QB?
Keith U retweeted
New 2026 data
Great Barrier Reef: Last five years best on record
Why doesn't the media tell you?
aims.gov.au/monitoring-great…
In this Ohio State Texas 1st Half, the difference has been plays by Jeremiah Smith for the Buckeyes versus Cam Coleman and Ryan Wingo for the Longhorns.
Keith U retweeted
Muslims have a plan to make America a Muslim nation.
Marxists have a plan to make America a Marxist nation.
Secular Progressives have a plan to make America a Secular Progressive nation.
Christians seem to always have a plan to keep Christianity from further influencing our nation by discipling people into political apathy (“we don’t get political”) or political ambiguity (“Jesus isn’t a Republican or Democrat, neither Right nor Left” = primary application of gospel to culture)
^^^this has had very predictable results for the last few decades
Southlake Carroll was down 27-0 with 5 minutes left in the 1st Half!
How big is high school football in the south? 170k people (and counting) watched Jenks [OK] vs. Southlake Carroll [TX] on the WFAA YouTube channel last night.
All sources combined — WFAA YouTube, WFAA App, KFAA-29 in DFW, and KJRH-2 in Tulsa… that game may well end up tallying a quarter million viewers.
Keith U retweeted
We are proud to announce a landmark partnership with Norwegian Eliteserien Football Club, IK Start establishing an unprecedented strategic pathway for South Africa’s leading youth talent to access opportunities in one of Europe’s most exciting football markets.
@ikstart
“In the movies, superpowers do not make a superhero. Villains have power too. What makes them heroic is what they do with those gifts. Do they serve, love, protect or do they steal, kill, destroy?” -@YellowBalloons_
“Most of life will be spent on the plains. Although the mountains are most exciting & the valleys most devastating, the plains are the most prevalent. In order to make the most out of life, we have to figure out how to live through the mundane with excellence.” -@YellowBalloons_