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Goat.

Joined April 2020
Since I woke up this morning, I've taken my time to go through the comments, quotes, and advice people have shared. Trust me, I'm going to take every single piece of advice seriously. However, there's one advice I will not take, and that's people telling me to stay away from politics and focus solely on my business. I think I responded to someone's comment suggesting that we should vote for Peter Obi, and I noticed that quite a number of people dragged me for it. But honestly, why should I be told not to talk about politics and just concentrate on my business? Who do you think put me in the situation I'm currently in? Is it not the government? I shouldn't talk about politics, but politics is talking about me. Do you understand how badly government policies have affected my business and my livelihood? I'm genuinely grateful to everyone who came through for me, but the truth is, I'm still going to bear losses. And who created the economic conditions that contributed to those losses? The government. Let me also address those who believe I made a financial mistake by opening the shop in the first place. Yes, perhaps there were things I could have done differently, but let me give you some context. My shop is strategically located between two major universities in Port Harcourt: the University of Science and Technology (UST) and Ignatius Ajuru University. These institutions have thousands of students. Do you honestly think these students don't want cookies? Why do you think I chose that location in the first place? The idea was simple: students from both universities would make up a significant part of my customer base. Interestingly, since this whole support campaign started, a good number of the people who have shown up to support me are students from these same universities. They have always been my target audience. But the problem is that the economy has destroyed their purchasing power. These students, who ordinarily would patronise my business, are now more concerned about paying school fees, feeding themselves, and meeting their basic needs. And somehow, I'm being told not to talk about politics? You're telling me to focus on my business, post my products, and leave politics alone. But why can't I do both? Why can't I promote my business and also speak about the political leadership and candidate I believe can bring about the change we desperately need? Why shouldn't I advocate for someone I believe can help change the circumstances that have made running a small business this difficult? I was fortunate that my situation gained attention and people rallied around me. But what happens the next time? Will I have to depend on a viral post before I can make meaningful sales? Is that how a business should survive? Absolutely not. I appreciate every single person who has supported me, advised me, encouraged me, and shown me love. I will take the business advice, learn from my mistakes, and make better decisions going forward. But please, don't tell me to stop talking about politics. The economy is affecting my business. Government policies are affecting my customers. The political decisions being made in this country have direct consequences on my livelihood. I cannot separate my business struggles from the politics and economic realities that contribute to them. I have every right to speak about both. PLEASE VOTE PETER OBI!!! โœŒ๏ธ
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 ๐Ÿ™
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Life is so deep and spiritual. ๐Ÿ˜‘
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I canโ€™t believe some of you have Igbo friends that you claim youโ€™re cool with while making/promoting contents like this
I love watching Clifford Ehi-Okoseโ€™s videos
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To see pesin wey no de tribalistic for naija na by connection๐Ÿ˜‚
You guys said your candidate was younger and better educated than both Tinubu and Atiku so he is the best. You said voting for him is not because he is igbo, it is because he is the best. So why are you not voting Seyi Makinde? He is younger and better than your candidate and you know it..
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She use to make sense before what went wrong ??? Love how she got schooled by someone who knows the industry.
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All you need to know about the nullification of Atiku Abubakar's candidacy.
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A guy perceived an unpleasant smell during intimate with a lady and was able to tell her, this was her response and I just love it. Please read
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Him really swear on him career
lol immediately he wore it and I wore it I told him broo watch everybody is going to start wearing timberland I swear on my career!!! And boy o boy !!!! Timberland is back ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Kenny retweeted
If you are looking to travel the world for work, conferences, competitions, summits, volunteering, workshops, education, and more across Pakistan, Nigeria, SA, UAE, Nepal, India, Ghana, the UK, the US, and beyond. I spent hours during the weekend finding companies abroad that are actively hiring and funding and compiled them into one sheet. Application links, eligibility criteria have been added, so all you have to do is review the sheet and apply. drive.google.com/file/d/1zSJโ€ฆ
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Yes o We are just packaging and surviving ๐Ÿ’”
My friend Japa'd to the UK 3 years ago. We all celebrated him. He was always posting nice places, new iPhone, Tesco, train. He was always shouting "You guys should leave Nigeria, there's nothing here." Last month, he finally invited his wife and 2 kids to join him. We even did surprise party for them. Two weeks after they left, his wife messaged me privately. Disturbed. She said, "Please, ask your friend where we are." I said, "What do you mean? You are in the UK now na." She said, "We are in one room. Me, my husband, my two kids, and two other guys from his village. We sleep on the floor. He shares one toilet with 8 people. He works 18 hours as a cleaner and security. The house is full of mold. He never had any house. He was sleeping in his car for 4 months. All those fine pictures were on his day off, at random fine streets." She said, "He borrowed ยฃ4,000 to bring us here. We are worse than we were in Lagos. In Lagos we had a 2-bedroom flat. Here we are begging to breathe." My friend called me later that night angry, saying his wife is spoiling his image. That she should be patient. That everybody starts like that. I told him, "But you lied. You sold suffering as soft life." He said, "If I told the truth, who will respect me?" That's when I understood. Most people abroad are not living. They are just surviving and packaging.
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Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 ๐Ÿ™
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As a public health professional who worked 3+ years in the U.K., I think itโ€™s important to add some context as to why carers get a faster route to settlement than other skilled workers. They are not a lesser category of worker. They hold up England's adult social care system ๐Ÿงต
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NEPA official catches an ice cream factory with a tampered meter and decides to take them to court, while warning others doing the same to stop before they get into trouble ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenโ€™t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan โ€“ May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micrโ€ฆ therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-strโ€ฆ
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Kenny retweeted
This whole ILR discussion is why I will die on the hill that Nigeria NEEDS to work. Japa is not, will not, will never be the solution The countries you are fleeing to are becoming more hostile, hateful and openly racist everyday. Thereโ€™s no reason for anyone to be so condescending to black people like this, talmabout low skilled workers. Your dad fr Africa Needs to WORK
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Brother looks in the mirror and thinks his name is Tony
Tomorrow Labourโ€™s Home Secretary will announce she is conceding defeat to Angela Rayner. And the mad Labour backbench MPs. She will U-turn on her promise to stop the Boriswave settling and getting British passports. Burnham is betraying the people of Makerfield again. He promised not to water down Mahmoodโ€™s settlement reforms. The cost of this betrayal will be hundreds of billions added to Britainโ€™s debt. British people again being betrayed in service of foreign nationals. We cannot go on like this. Reform will fight this betrayal with everything we have.
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Igbo woman telling a lagosian to go back to anambra E no go better for apc aje ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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These are wartime stories btw.
She Hid Her 12-Year-Old Daughter in a Ditch for Nine Months to Save Her From Boko Haram In August 2014, Zainabu Hamayaji made a decision that would keep her daughter alive but force the young girl to spend nine months hidden underground. Hassana was only 12 years old. Her mother feared that Boko Haram fighters would abduct her and force her to become a child bride. To protect her, Zainabu hid her in a deep ditch behind their home in Madagali, Adamawa State, Nigeria. Then, she did something that made the plan even more extraordinary. She pretended to be mentally ill so the insurgents would leave her family alone. When Boko Haram invaded Madagali, families faced a terrifying choice. People who tried to escape were being killed, and Zainabu witnessed the violence firsthand. Her husband was among those killed. She was left trying to protect her children in a town controlled by the same fighters she feared would take her eldest daughter away. Zainabu had heard that the insurgents were looking for young girls to marry. When they learned she had a daughter of marriageable age, they came to her home. She denied having such a daughter, but they did not believe her. They beat her repeatedly. Her shoulder was dislocated, and she lost a tooth during the attacks. Zainabu realised that simply denying Hassana's existence would not be enough. She needed to make the fighters believe there was something about her family that made it dangerous to interfere with them. So she began acting as though she had lost her sanity. She loosened her hair, stripped off her clothes and wandered around the community. She rolled in rubbish and smeared herself with urine and faeces. The woman who had once lived an ordinary life was deliberately making herself an object of avoidance. The insurgents returned repeatedly to check whether her behaviour was genuine. Each time, Zainabu continued the act. Her younger children helped her maintain the deception. When the fighters questioned them about their mother's behaviour, they insisted that she had been mentally unwell for a long time and had previously visited a psychiatric hospital. The children were frightened, but they played their part. Eventually, the insurgents began to believe the story. According to Zainabu's account, they feared that harming a mentally ill woman or taking her child could bring a curse upon them. They even left a warning on the family's house telling other fighters not to attack them. But while Zainabu was trying to convince the insurgents that she was mentally unstable, Hassana was facing a different kind of ordeal. She was living inside a ditch. Her mother had prepared the hiding place with supplies, including food, water and matches. Hassana had to cook and manage her basic needs in the confined space. She also had to find a way to dispose of her waste. For nine months, the ditch became her hiding place. She could not simply walk outside whenever she wanted. Her safety depended on remaining hidden while her mother continued the deception above ground. It was an extraordinary burden for a child who should have been able to live without fear of being abducted and forced into marriage. Zainabu kept up the act, despite the beatings and the physical injuries she had suffered. Then, in March 2015, Nigerian soldiers recaptured Madagali from Boko Haram. When the soldiers encountered Zainabu, they were suspicious. They wanted to know how she had survived in the occupied town and questioned whether she had been married to a Boko Haram fighter. She denied it and explained what she had done to protect her children. The soldiers did not immediately believe her. So she took them to the hiding place. When they opened the ditch, Hassana was there. After nine months underground, the 12-year-old girl was finally brought out of hiding. The soldiers took the family to a camp for displaced people in Gwoza, where Zainabu later told her story to journalists.
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Saner climates gimmick, patients are called dear on a steady even mum or mama ๐Ÿ˜‚ una Dey always act like say na only una get visa
She even went ahead to sub him ๐Ÿคฃ
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