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they/she. 32. autistic, nonbinary, polyam, writer. aew wrestling fan.

catawba territory/the south
Joined April 2009
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If you like OPโ€™s tweet, read this:
donโ€™t even mean to sound fake deep stoner but the fact we exist in the age of the Supermarket is INSANE and not talked about enough โ€ฆ the mass ethical suspension of disbelief that u can access any food item imaginable from anywhere year round is CRAZYYY โ€ฆ we all live like kings
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just got my 3rd abortion today after voting blue, now i'm going home to my interracial immigrant polycule
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
when the table next to you gets their food first
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so EASY to just search and verify that itโ€™s true and insane and happening
i hope a lot of you realise scam callers are actually just victims of trafficking and slavery and its best to just hang up rather than spend time tormenting them
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funny enough this way of thinking, "men's bodies are gross women's bodies are works of art," aligns with patriarchal heterosexual socialization
Male bodies are high-key disgusting to look at naked
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California voters when they had the opportunity to end prison slavery in 2024:
i do yearn for a commiefornia like the other states think california is, unfortunately we live in liberal hell
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Kudos to whichever bourgeois forces were responsible for selling cultural segregation as woke because this is some serious conservative soulkiller shit and apparently it aired on the disney channel
how it feels wearing an ita bag when its not a con weekend
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
they are talking about harajuku style like its sacred indigenous regalia
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Afternoon Update: I need $160 immediately so I can make a partial rent payment. Making this payment will help me avoid getting an eviction notice this month, I really don't want to be in that situation again. #MutualAidRequest
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If Texas goes blue I'll show whatever hole y-- *tranq shot sound*
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
...there was a dialogue for a minute while the girl explained it to him, after which she proudly proclaimed, to no reaction, that her 'hear me out' was the orange M&M. then the whole rest of the class carried on as if nothing happened and did completely normal introductions
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
once on the first day of a class, we were going to do introductions: name, major, etc. and the first girl up was like "to make things more interesting, we should also all say our 'hear me outs'"! our elderly male professor had no idea what that was, so...
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At first I was like "ayyy my man" but this is actually a nice sentiment
James talarico caught following more prostitutes โ€” including a โ€˜bisexual Latina cyberslut โ€˜ โ€” on Instagram Alina Lopez offers clients the full โ€œgirlfriend experienceโ€ โ€” starting at $2,000 an hour โ€” on her escort page. nypost.com/2025/11/15/us-newโ€ฆ #TXsen
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
It literally is the table
Letโ€™s be honest, the film is a generic slasher, even for the 70s. It doesnโ€™t bring anything new to the slasher table. It just synthesises the tropes that were already present in past slashers like black Christmas, the severed hand, town that dreaded sundown, etc.
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If Texas goes blue I'll show whatever hole y-- *tranq shot sound*
Iโ€™ll tweet ๐Ÿฑ if Texas flips blue. (Behind a Dropbox link to a folder, so you donโ€™t see it without multiple taps of warning, but still.)
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
amazing. it's like being a sort of reverse seer. the antiseer...
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courtney ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Okay, I'm going to go take another nap because apparently my body is still recovering from a very busy October lol. In the meantime, I need $160 immediately so I can make this rent payment and not get an eviction notice this month. #MutualAidRequest
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You like shit?! Well you're gonna love my content,
I do not kinkshame but it is SO funny that this is the first notification I got on tiktok when I logged on
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I do not kinkshame but it is SO funny that this is the first notification I got on tiktok when I logged on
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