🦎New Wave/Synthpop retro hybrid with AuDHD themes. Professional mammal. Mostly human 🎛️
Brighton, England
Joined July 2011
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Just Unusual (RAGE + FEAR + LOVE) - Control Your Emotions! A celebration of outsiders: youtube.com/watch?v=xg0q-7xM…
Kick Lizard retweeted
Absolutely fuck all was achieved by Farage's farcical election stunt. Expensive showy nonsense. Sums him up.
BREAKING: Farage investigation reopened by parliamentary commissioner after by-election win.
Politics live ⬇️ trib.al/x6JCxqU
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Our exciting new announcement is that we want to cut benefits for disabled people!
This will help to fund our plan to slash capital gains tax on crypto assets from 24% to 10%, benefitting crypto billionaires like Christopher Harborne, who coincidentally gave me £5m.
As there’s an obvious vacancy, I wondered if now is the time to ask Captain Iran to join the Avengers…
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Zack Polanski, "The hoarding of assets is causing inequality in the country"
"If you're the poorest billionaire in the country with £1 billion, you're making £1 million passive income every week"
"That's unsustainable when we have nurses queuing up at food banks"
Kick Lizard retweeted
Heatwaves are killing thousands in this country.
Fossil fuels are an economic dead end.
Approving new oil and gas drilling would be environmentally disastrous and economically illiterate.
ALT Jackdaw gasfield would create only 27 full time jobs, green campaigners say
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MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”
MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”
Kick Lizard retweeted
Thanks to the Tories' VIP Lane, Michelle Mone got a private jet and a superyacht on the NHS. Which is good going, given that most of us can't even get a GP appointment.
Kick Lizard retweeted
So let's get this right.
NHS medical staff had too wear shower caps and bin bags as personal protection during the pandemic, while the Tory Party gave our money to its fucking mates
@KemiBadenoch @BorisJohnson @michaelgove @Conservatives @ClaireCoutinho @Helen_Whately @MelJStride
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Hands up if you think Michael
Gove describing the revelation from the Covid Inquiry that £10 billion was wasted on duff PPE as an 'honest mistake', a load of old bollocks.
#CovidInquiry
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Shuts down Ebola research - Massive Ebola outbreak
Closes CDC Parasitic disease division - Huge parasitic diarrhoea outbreak
Defunds screwworm research - screwworm comes back to the US
Ladies and gentlemen I give you Health Secretary RFK Jr
Kick Lizard retweeted
They made 11 million pounds for every NHS worker that died in the Pandemic.
This corruption cannot go unpunished.
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I find it astounding that Christians believe Heaven is this beautiful place with breathtaking natural landscapes, where all your needs are met, there’s no war or hunger, and everyone lives in harmony, yet here on Earth, they call it socialism and say it’s evil.
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OMG
Trump just paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million
Because he raped her
Because he's a rapist
Kick Lizard retweeted
I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye
