@KitCrimes

⚽️ Football kit commentary and observations. First-choice colours should be worn when possible - respect your history. ⚽️

 On the moral high ground
Joined January 2016
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The Football Kit Podcast 👕@footballkitpodSep 18
Bayern Munich choosing to wear their Oktoberfest kit - or should we call it Das Jacksonpollocktrikot - at home tonight means that visitors Union Berlin can wear all-red at the Allianz Arena
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Sorry Sunderland, fail to wear your red/white stripes without good reason then you deserve to lose. Especially if you're wearing this horror show instead. #SAFC
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Fulham third in immediate contention to be one of the worst shirts of the season.
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NiftyParms@niftyparmsAug 6
Replying to @KitCrimes
Salford's first league game is against Barnet who have worn orange since thr 1950s.
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Beckham: "We're going to own the colour orange in club football." Blackpool, Dundee United and all of football are happy to tell you that you're talking bullshit.
Salford City FC
@SalfordCityFCAug 6
"Now this is a proper shirt." Introducing our 2026-27 home kit 🧡🖤 #PaintTheCityOrange
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Fun fact: Predator was filmed in Burnley.
Burnley FC
@BurnleyOfficialAug 1
Get to the chopper 🚁
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More than 24 hours have passed since the vermin at @AwayDaysFB were told to delete this incorrect post. They continue to keep it online for the engagement. Parasites.
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#TigresJersey
@TigresJerseyJul 29
Que buenos jerseys @adidasfootball los de visita para @Arsenal y @LFC este año. Pero un CRIMEN TOTAL que la @premierleague no de la opción de utilizar dorsales en colores acorde del jersey. El de Arsenal tendría que ser SI O SI en amarillo y el de Liverpool en rojo. @KitCrimes
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nika mircxulava
@MircxulavaNikaJul 28
My collection isn’t just shirts,it’s a map of every football memory I’ve ever cherished 🤍✨ #classicfootballshirts #football #vintageshirts #retrofootball
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30 years ago today... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😢
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That is a lovely shirt @hgsportswear have done for Gateshead. But someone needs to tell sponsors Gateshead Central their logo belongs in the 80s.
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Really sad to hear about Kevin Keegan, one of the greatest talents this country has produced (European Footballer of the Year in 1978 and 1979). RIP Kev.
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Vamos! #SPAARG 🇪🇸🇦🇷 #WorldCupFinal
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Absolutely correct. Scotland will NEVER finish third in a World Cup 💩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
.@liamcscJul 19
Say what you want about Scotland, but we will never celebrate finishing 3rd at a World Cup. Absolutely pathetic mentality.
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The people have spoken - a resounding victory for BBC. The Matterface effect.
Kit Crimes ⚽️@KitCrimesJul 19
Which channel will you be watching the World Cup final on?
88%BBC
12%ITV
399 votes • Final results
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Which channel will you be watching the World Cup final on?
88%BBC
12%ITV
399 votes • Final results
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No. Next question.
Footy Headlines
@Footy_HeadlinesJul 18
Is Adidas Trefoil overrated?
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Top shithousery from the Argentina rugby team tonight against England - they've even got the same silver numbers! 🇦🇷
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So that's Sheffield Wednesday (h) and Sheffield United (a) both with excellent kits this season. Both are now on the 'to buy' list. ▪️Barcelona (h) ▪️Grimsby Town (a) ▪️Ipswich Town (a) ▪️Leeds (a) ▪️Liverpool (GK) ▪️Port Vale (h) ▪️Sheffield United (a) ▪️Sheffield Wednesday (h)
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Bravo Brentford for keeping a kit for two seasons, an example for the rest of football 👏🏻
Brentford FC
@BrentfordFCJul 15
One home kit. Two seasons. ❤️🤍 Continuing our commitment to affordability and sustainability, our new home shirt will be worn through to the end of 2027-28. Prices remain frozen across replica and authentic shirts.
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