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I will vote for whichever candidate sends me the most junk mail (measured by total weight)
My grandma after every church service: Well were you listening? Because he’s speaking directly to you.
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everyone shits on ohio when it comes to weather but i would put our fall weather at the very top of any weather list in america.
Whenever I try shoes on my 8-year-old, I press down on the toe box to check the fit because that’s what my mom always did. I have absolutely no idea what I’m feeling for. I’m just continuing a family tradition.
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Mad about student loan cancellation because you already paid yours off? Pretend it's a tax cut for the rich. You never got one of those either, and somehow you didn't complain.
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Paul Wall was a big deal for girls in the 2000s who used the playboy bunny sticker while tanning & drank 151 in basements (me)
8 went as Dolly to a big party and it was the first time she had a full face of toddlers in tiara’s type makeup on. She kept running over to me asking if her makeup was smeared and I’m like bb girl, you think I do makeup that smears?!? You gonna learn todaaayyy that I am GIFTED
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Facebook can’t find the post I was looking at 20 seconds ago but can add the person I made eye contact with at walmart to my suggested friends.
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Man it gets tiring when the president of your country is a gigantic piece of shit.
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If you’re wondering why so many SA survivors don’t report, Amy Acton reported when she was 9-years-old and now it’s being used against her by Vivek Ramaswamy in an attack ad.
That’s why.
At the store today, a boy about the same age as 8 was completely enamored by her. It was like the aquarium scene from Romeo + Juliet.
8: does that happen a lot with boys?
Me: yeppp












