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«Avenging angels with parachutes as wings, it's time to make the artillery sing.» {Ex-Wrecker | Cold Construct} [Serious/Parody] 『18+; features gore & horror』

multiverse applicable
Joined September 2014
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Ill never stop lovin you ( strums guitar ) biiitch
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tried to put mtn dew in my engine and now i cant move but im too stubborn to see a medic so just dont talk to me
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You know that voice in your head that says shut up you're talking too much? I've like three of them and they don't help.
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You vs the man she tells you not to worry about.
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Stop that was such a peak ship and ship name literally no other ship matters
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Anyway im married to him so shut up
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Brave and sexy of me to hate literally everyone crosshairs included
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"𝚆𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜." 「Dropkick」 — Ships off chem. — Based in an Au where Bumblebee ditched him to help Charlie with Shatter and he broke free. — Banter, shitposts and paragraph RP. 〘#sʏɴɴ〙
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Megatron here with your friendly reminder 'give me your face' never has been, and never will be an acceptable thing to say to your ex and if you do you're a walking talking interface node
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"Big gun energy."
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"And we're Cybertronians yet called aliens. See how it feels." teapawt.org/BefriendedBee/status/1…
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"C'мoɴ, Decepтιcoɴ pυɴĸ!" 「Bayverse Jazz」 — Ships are HARD EARNED. — Can do prior to death, as well as Titan Magazines Au where he became corrupted by an AllSpark shard. — Slight KSI abilities. — Banter, shitposts and paragraph RP. 〘#sʏɴɴ〙
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“What is this?” There’s an uprise of female cybertronians.
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"Even Ironhide for all people is doing it. Seems this multiverse had been a odd yet disappointing for Llavados."
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His name is actually T'Chaa, because Bucky took both L's already.
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Replying to @LaySomeHate
There's no kinda, he definitely broke in. Someones getting fired for somehow missing the giant green alien waltzing in. "I'll take that into consideration." He will not.
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Cross: pokes T'Challa T'Challa: stares in shock for 45 minutes apparently))
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Vibranium is cybertronian its canon g2g))