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Joined January 2026
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ever tried to explain the yop yogurt reggae song advertisement to a non-canadian
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Man this is the STRONGEST daylight savings ever dawg. I’ve been fighting for my life when it gets dark
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I'm in a bad place rn. not mentally im just in Brampton Ontario.
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Doing drugs is so foid and nig coded.
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Germany 1934-1945
favorite socialist country?
36%Soviet Union
20%China
26%Cuba
18%Other (comment)
1,301 votes • Final results
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Imagine being in school and your homie legally named infant male
Proud of myself today 💕 I have a 3rd grader whose parents never named him. All of his school logins go by “infant male”. I want to be the one to change that & help him get a legal name. Got dad a lawyer who will do the case pro bono. Told dad I’d help him pay the court fees
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my dad’s last words while on life support were “that’s what she said”, he laughed, and then slipped into the sleep he would not wake up from. goated.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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mother walks into the living room to my brother (37) watching me (33) play the new ocarina of time and tells me to let him "have a turn too”
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The UK government watching as thousands of people dissappear to Canada at 3AM and then magically return after 20 minutes
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العرب يعايرون اليابانيين بالبيدوفيليا
الياباني يتوقف عن شراء الايفون لأنه اصبح 18
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“take that rag off u not even muslim” is the wildest shit ive ever heard😭😭😭
Son 😭😭😭😭😭 these Data center hearings bring out the crazy in people
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He’s a real nigga
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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La photo está ubicado aquí señor presidente: 18.606021, -72.129595 JV4C+C52 Dimulseou, Haiti x.com/stinky91584609…
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Did someone just call in a KILLSTREAK on TWITTER to a sitting HEAD OF STATE???
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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La photo está ubicado aquí señor presidente: 18.606021, -72.129595 JV4C+C52 Dimulseou, Haiti x.com/stinky91584609…
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opsec level: doxxed by a community note so the president of El Salvador can kill you.
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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La photo está ubicado aquí señor presidente: 18.606021, -72.129595 JV4C+C52 Dimulseou, Haiti x.com/stinky91584609…
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Show me one engineer who writes better code than an llm.
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This comic might go down as the most enduring piece of Salon's legacy.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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They’re calling it the most Indian idea ever.
This is actually genius. iPhone Duo just became the best proposal device ever made.
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>ack is tiktok shit
Saying ack on twitter bro😭 that’s some TikTok shit
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GTA 6 launch day is about to be INSANE on Twitch and YouTube. 😭 Which streamer are you watching FIRST?
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