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NotQuiteAsCheerful retweeted
Teenagers really are like AI agents. You need to give them very specific detailed prompts to get them to do what you want and they’re still gonna find a way to hallucinate BS anyway.
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Replying to @Not__Pirate
Haven't seen you in a while!! How are you?
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Replying to @thethomps
It's not great.
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Replying to @epeterd916
I loathe sweet potatoes 😂
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Replying to @StairDubs
😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @Not__Pirate
At most of my family Thanksgivings, I don't 😂 Also, hello!!
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Replying to @VERBAL_CHANCLA
Maybe. Modern dating among the under 30s is WEIRD.
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Replying to @StairDubs
I don't mind football in the background, though.
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It's just ugly on all sides.
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Ok this is fun! (Clean pic down below!) I picked both Friendsgiving and a family gathering bc I do both lol
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Replying to @AlaskanGroucho
I don't date much at all. It sucks, because I don't want to be single, but it's just bleak out here
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Replying to @VERBAL_CHANCLA
Agreed. I'm mostly just sad for them both. Based on the tweets, they enjoyed each other's company. He just didn't communicate what he wanted/needed or consider what she might want or need.
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Replying to @WDalasio
1. I don't. But he liked the girl, according to his friend, and dumped her on his suggestion, as well. 2. I don't object to him getting his needs met. But it doesn't sound like he communicated that to her at all. 3. I don't think anyone should follow Alex Cooper's advice about anything.
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Replying to @oltexmike
It all bothers me, honestly.
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Replying to @AlaskanGroucho
It is. It's disheartening.
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Replying to @lucianwords
❤️😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
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Replying to @VERBAL_CHANCLA
I think if he wanted to move on, he should have just done it instead of accusing her of basically being a whore and mad she won't put out for him on his timeline.
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Replying to @bitmaelstrom
Bees never bother me ❤️❤️
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Replying to @PrincessOfSummr
And society as a whole, really.
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