My pictures are #art, not real. Married Anarcho-Christian #Aspie Not a real woman, but still a #poetess

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Joined June 2020
Fresh bass and blue gill after fishing with my grandpa and I've eaten chunks of raw tenderloin right out of a deer I'd just taken
Weird question of the day - Have you ever eaten anything that was alive an hour earlier? ( plants don't count )
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Also, the Amazon Virtual Try On AI has been making me thicc 😬 Much thicker than I would ever be in real life
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Because for more than half of his screen time in the movie, he was 30 years younger
Do people not realize they put old man makeup on Doc in the first movie
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"No Representation Without Taxation"
The American Revolution was fought over a simple principle: No Taxation Without Representation. It’s time for the reciprocal principle: No Representation Without Taxation. On welfare? No vote. Net negative taxpayer? No vote. Able-bodied and refusing to work? No vote. The people who fund the Republic should not be politically subordinate to those who live off it. You shouldn’t get to vote yourself a paycheck from someone else’s wallet.
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PHP is in fact like that
Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish? Expert: No, software is constantly evolving. Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years? Expert: No, different projects. Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another? Expert: That's not how software development works. Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic. Expert: Right. Philomena: Is PHP like that?
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So here's a question: did your family regularly visit family graves when you were growing up? None of mine did
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Dust Not mist Blankets the land In bland twilight shades Of beige, brown, and yellow As crickets sing Their melancholy song Of quiet endings
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Is this hell? Amazon Prime is playing a drug commercial in Spanish. I've died and I'm in hell, right?
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He's right. It's time to quit with the "Simpsons are still running" gag.
β€œThe Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode β€œThe Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend β€œThe Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on β€œweird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of β€œItchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet β€œSimpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary β€œThe Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to β€œcancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show β€” which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been aliveβ€” has brought back the β€œcancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending β€œThe Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show β€œThe Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which β€” and I cannot emphasize this enough β€” ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
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And then the pussy blocked me, because he's a coward
Replying to @Timstillherelol
I see you're the sort of tiresome retarded fag that quotes instead of replying.
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Sara, Princess of Summer πŸŒžπŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸΈπŸŒž retweeted
Max and BB both got tickets in Virginia. Only @BeauBayh got a charge for "reckless driving". Baby Birch should update his commercial of who the REAL reckless driver is.
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The best thing about winter is broiling steaks directly on the coals in the wood stove
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