Cordon (Twin of @FunTimeZoo) | Where Conspiracy Meets Reality™ | Fantasy Football Chaos Theory | Tacos & Humor | Houston | Sometimes Serious, Always Annoying |
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Ok. So the next time someone sees me, I will no longer look like this. Holy shi'ite muslim the grays tho!
You like?
This is me.
People seem cornfused on how a UFO can be bigger inside than the craft outside.
You've sat on a bus. Youve sat in a VW Bus.
One can sit 4 people with a walkway between, the other you can touch both doors without stretching,
..and you're telling me they fit in the same lane?
Ooohhh! Look what @StopTheCorrupt found on the Con-munist Leslie Briones... ( ! )
Halff is an employee-owned infrastructure consulting firm founded in 1950 by Dr. Albert H. Halff in Dallas. It provides engineering and design services for public projects, including trails with Houston Parks Board.
Its State PAC has donated to local campaigns recently, including $7,500 to Harris County Precinct 4 Commissioner Lesley Briones (Sept 2025), multiple $5,000 gifts to Houston Mayor John Whitmire, and $5,000 to Adrian Garcia (Precinct 2) in 2025-26.
Whyyy I think it's going to get graffiti'd over soon...
A mural of an illegal immigrant. In Houston.
But no mural of Jocelyn Nungaray, killed by illegal immigrants.
New mural honors Houston man killed in ICE shooting abc13.com/story/new-mural-ho…
For some werd reason, I'm really really in the mood to get Pineapple Pizza today.
My emoji's will signify that desire until I get it!
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I am still not a fan of "revenge games"
because 9/10 times, it's the worst production game for the player.
When I find myself being super duper annoying on here but I don't care because I'm finding my stuff & things way too hilarious!
Whyyyy do girls always cry when they are mad???
Because they realize it's illegal for them to murder us guys and that has to be super frustrating.
I haven't looked at any of my draftkings...
I haven't even wanted to look at my Fantasy Football teams...
The goose eggs waiting to greet me like a Saturday morning egg scramble on toast...
Hiya...
#FantasyFootball
#NFLtwitter
I'm also cornfused why Texans keep trying to run 3 TE sets, trying to establish a run game with 3 mins left in the 4th quarter down 7... and we have COLLINS/MHJ/DELL/NOEL/HUTCH.
I mean - what?!
Aaaand we lose.
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Wow I completely missed this.
Daily Wire caught Talarico on hidden video in September saying he fully intends to push the same trans policies he supported in the past.
There’s no way Texas votes for this guy.
Sometimes, X gets way too serious.
X needs people like me. To keep it in balance, blending serious with hilarity.
I could make a lot more people happier and no drugs needed if only I had a following.
Heh.
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Toledo (OH) last week. Newport (OR) this week.
Hazmat situations.
They aren't hiding it any more.
What "it" is, I have no idear.
🚨#BREAKING: A One-Mile and a half Evacuation has been Ordered Following explosion and a Chemical Leak, Sending Toxic Smoke Into the Air
📌#Newport | #Oregon
At this time a one and a half mile evacuation has been ordered in Newport, Oregon following a hazardous chemical leak at a sea food facility after a Ammonia tank exploded sending clouds of toxic smoke at this time no one has been injured but for residents outside the immediate evacuation area. Residents in surrounding communities are urged to follow emergency instructions and avoid exposure to the smoke as the situation continues to develop.