Hardcore. Mostly retired mosher. Buffalo Bills. ☭ Left Wing Politics/ParaPolitics. Unstoppable Force. 💍 @paladinofsteel

Connecticut, US of A
Joined February 2010
Trying to talk to your friend after 17 beers
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“If you get the jelly omelette I’m killing you bro”-@drainedorbiting
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Bringing three people to their first rocky horror live shadow cast thing tonight lol
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Bunch of fucking virgins
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I think Cameron is way too hungover at 8:20 at night to function and I don’t think he knows what he’s doing
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Tonight would usually be IG!Fits night and instead I gotta wait till December for it. I feel lost.
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“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up
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What is Mamdani going to do about Jason Voorhees trying to take over Manhattan?
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Uncanny
maia poet looks like if rex from victorious made a wish to become human
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Committed to the bit and I’m gonna go see insane clown posse on Sunday. Whoop whoop.
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sorry but this isn’t real. it’s free to invite a friend over to your house. yes there’s a very serious affordability crisis but a lot of you would rather scroll on your phone than be with other people.
We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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I love No Cure Straight Edge
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Michelle and Geoff’s final Halloween rankings which they put in their wedding card for us.
A friend of mine is watching the Halloween movies for the first time ever and this is her ranking of the first five films so far 1, 5, 4, 2, 3 I’ve never seen anyone rank 5 above 2 and 4 in my entire life.
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The Cure (1978-1982) The Cure (1983-1988) The Cure (1989-2005) The Cure (2006-Present)
since we’re talking about bands that have changed your life what’s your mount rushmore
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I just think gambling is fucking stupid. You get addicted to gamblings that’s a you problem. Addicted to losing? Couldn’t be me!
if you’re straight edge and you gamble despite it being a more addictive practice than alcohol and a more destructive practice than almost all substances it tells me a lot about you ngl
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This is like when Cheney picked himself to be Bush’s VP
Jay-Z has reportedly picked himself to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. According to Puck News, multiple sources say Jay-Z will perform at Super Bowl LXI in Los Angeles. [📸: GETTY ]
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Not only did my brother get a standing ovation from multiple people from his FIRST SENTENCE of his best man speech, he also snuck a 9/11 joke in there that went under the radar with almost everyone.
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Saw this with Erik on opening night and his biggest take away was wondering why Michael put that pumpkin in the fish tank
8 years ago today, Halloween (2018) was released into theaters 🎃🔪
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Wedding weekend started with everyone watching Some Kind of Monster at the bridal party Airbnb and ended at my house with some of my closest friends watching the Bills win and Jason X. What a weekend. I love my friends. I love my life. And I love my wife.
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Btw I only cried four times yesterday
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