
Hardcore. Mostly retired mosher. Buffalo Bills. ☭ Left Wing Politics/ParaPolitics. Unstoppable Force. 💍 @paladinofsteel
Connecticut, US of A
Joined February 2010
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“If you get the jelly omelette I’m killing you bro”-@drainedorbiting
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“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up
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sorry but this isn’t real. it’s free to invite a friend over to your house. yes there’s a very serious affordability crisis but a lot of you would rather scroll on your phone than be with other people.
I just think gambling is fucking stupid. You get addicted to gamblings that’s a you problem. Addicted to losing? Couldn’t be me!
Not only did my brother get a standing ovation from multiple people from his FIRST SENTENCE of his best man speech, he also snuck a 9/11 joke in there that went under the radar with almost everyone.





















