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System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART
Me: Ah!!
System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part!
Me: Haha, yes
System of a Down: SCARY
Me: AH!!
System of a Down: funny!
Me: Haha
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An undemanding 9-to-5 and a mild substance habit used to be engines of artistic creation
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My doctor asked for a stool, urine and semen sample so i just gave him my underpants
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*scrolling* you need real problems
*scrolling* you need real problems
*scrolling* my beloved oomf's beloved cat
*scrolling* you need real problems
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today i am
embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection
if you wanna join























