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Musalia once thought he was being endorsed as president but delegates chanted uhuru's name until it was clear who they wanted as their candidate. We must force Sifuna down their throats mpaka wakubali. We come with a bible for believers and a gun for heathens.
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After reflecting on everything that unfolded today, let me be categorical: given another chance, I would still call out that KANU orphan for disrespecting H.E. Sifuna. No regrets, no apologies. Respect is mutual, and our hospitality should never be mistaken for weakness!
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You guys can decamp huko vile mnataka lakini we are not going to deputize huyo jamaa wa boardroom. LMM is the biggest party in Kenya hadi naona CSs wamejaa maji. Mambo bado majamaa, kesho tena tunaingia uwanjani. Mchukue huyo jamaa na kura zake 760k.
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The #LindaMwananchiMovement has a home finally!I thank all those who found time to join us as we launched the @LindaMwananchi_ National Secretariat/Headquarters #LMHQ in Nairobi this morning. Special thanks to @DAP_Kenya leader @EugeneLWamalwa , @TheWiperParty leader @skmusyoka and DCP Party leader @rigathi for gracing the occasion. You made our day. God bless.
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Kalonzo anasema to the wrong audience that Sifuna is not a presidential candidate. Sifuna ameigia kutuliza watu buana 😂😂😂 Wrong crowd
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Kalonzo must be Warned. The kenya of today is not the kenya of 1997. And he must also be reminded the place he stands as things are today. He must stop creating the illusion we need him,he needs Linda mwananchi more than they need him. Pretty vishy must stop behaving like Huddah monroe,talking about ‘Kutongozwa’. As of now I dont even think there is any bloc kalonzo commands. Thats why even kasongo has not bothered Recruiting him and that other wanderer called Wamalwa,even when he was recruiting Raila. So whether hes going to Endorse Sifuna or not,it does not matter,his word has very less weight on the natural state of things. The gods have already spoken Kalonzos name merely exists as a fading memory of what was,not what is. And Sifuna by all means must not be intimidated to believe he needs the blessings of these kalulus,he has the blessings of kenyans,and the gods End.
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If your party is Linda Mwanachi drop your handles tukuGuzie today is our day tujengengane
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PRIORITIES DISASTER: Bayern Munich is reportedly set to receive €5 million (KSh 723 million) for the Ajax friendly in Nairobi. Meanwhile, Harambee Stars & other teams are reportedly owed less than KSh 100 million in salary arrears, yet our players are still ...1/2
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Seeing ladies troll uncle dimbo is so satsifying , they literally voted him in because he had dimples and handsome, khubasie!
Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, after Sakaja
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No one talks about how men who drink alcohol are risk takers. Bro I'm risking hypertension, liver cirrhosis,diabetes even financial stability just to make sure I have this one thing called adrenaline. I think not drinking alcohol is feminine my opinion 🙌.
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Moving out from your parents house haitakangi ujipange. Ukijifanya unapanga utapanick mbaya sana na utakuwa unapostpone kila siku. Kama mimi after kumaliza exam ya 4.2 ni mimi nilikuwa naongoza campaign ya 'Going back home to start farming is better than staying here' na acha nikwambia niliweza kuconvince watu kadhaa juu kusema ukweli, area ya shule time yenye wanafunzi wameenda long holiday hakunanga biashara. So, mimi kufika home niliona niendeleze biashara yangu ya kulisha kuku upto six weeks then nauza kwa watu. Biashara yangu ilishika mbaya sana na nilikuwa naona pesa na macho buana. Sasa, siku moja nilikuwa na chicks kama 300 nilikuwa nauzia jamaa fulani na ujue alikuwa anatoka mbali na pia alikuwa na means zake za transport. Asubuhi alinipigia nikapin location na jamaa akaanza safari. Nikiwa sure ako karibu kufika, niliamka sasa niende nikaambie stock yangu kwaheri juu nilikuwa namuuzia yote nianze afresh. Vile nilifika kwa nyumba ya kuku sikuamini walai, nilipata zote zikiwa zimekufa. Buana nilikuwa karibu kupiga nduru nikakumbuka mimi ni mwanaume. Vile jamaa alifika nilimpeleka adi crime scene ajionee lakini kitu ilinishtua ni ati hakukasirika, alielewa tu. Sasa, nikachukua kabag na tunguo kadhaa nikamwambia anipee lift adi nahapo main road nitafute gari ya kuelekea jijini. Na hivo ndio nilitoka home ata sijui stock yangu ilitupwa wapi juu sijai rudi huko tena.
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Hauna escape route 😂😂
Huyo naye atumie second name ya huyo dem aki, Naumia na hata boyfriend sina😭
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Akapaza sauti akiuliza, "Eloi Eloi, mashamba ziko pande gani".
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“There is a reason why the Bill of Rights is the first chapter in the Constitution. Rex Maasai cannot see Talanta Stadium,” — Edwin Sifuna, addressing President Ruto.
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Politics doesn’t end when you leave the polling station. It follows you into your workplace, your rent, your taxes, your healthcare and your education.
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Sifuna being a NATIONAL LEADER is a very big threat to the establishment. They have been trying to package him as a tribal chieftain/regional leader to pave way for tribal narratives and tribal arithmetic in vain. We see these things all the time. We are not blind or dumb.
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Kalonzo and his supporters need to understand one thing: HOSPITALITY IS NOT POLITICAL SUBMISSION! You cannot attend an LMM event, then use the same platform to lecture us on Sifuna's presidential ambitions. Linda Mwananchi has its own vision, leadership and political direction. We respect everyone, but nobody needs permission to declare their ambition. SIFUNA IS OUR CHOICE, AND WE ARE NOT PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE TO ANYONE. Respect is mutual.
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Sifuna anaambia Gachagua na Kalonzo kama wanamuona vizuri, alafu anawauliza nyinyi ni kina nani 😂😂
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Who saw Ruto's demeanor in Kalonzo Musyoka today? I saw it, did you?
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Cz now has a 1.3 billion dollar problem. I have a $300 problem. But One thing is clear. Cz will get that $1.3B before i get $300. That is finance.
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