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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃

@MESanders
 Chicago, Illinois
Joined January 2009
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PCA Hater@PCHate_5h
Brewers ring before pca playoff homerun 😭😭😭😭
Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) profile pictureMilwaukee Brewers
@Brewers5h
THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 26
Been hearing that the Brewers are cheating in some way which is undetectable by cameras & officials, helps both with pitching and scoring runs, and is extremely effective both at home and away. I look forward to finding out what it is exactly they’re bc doing it sounds exciting
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Carlisle
@CarlisleDianaOct 23
I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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spooky vampire arvo färt@arvofartOct 22
I’m old enough to remember when you shit your pants
Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) profile pictureKaitlin Bennett
@KaitMarieoxOct 22
I'm old enough to remember when Bernie Sanders used to criticize millionaires but switched the word to Billionaires when he started getting rich 🧐
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Tom Fornelli
@TomFornelliOct 23
I have never doubted Cairo Santos
Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) profile pictureTom Fornelli
@TomFornelliOct 23
I'm done with Cairo Santos.
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JohnJohn (@marieazyyy) profile picture
JohnJohn@marieazyyyOct 23
Chase don’t get too close honey, it bites!!
Larry Mayer (@LarryMayer) profile pictureLarry Mayer
@LarryMayerOct 22
White Sox’ Chase Meidroth and Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong on sideline before game
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soup🕷️ (@thrluv) profile picture
soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 21
we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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CyLouie@CyLouie__2 Oct 2025
What a career it's been for J-ram 🙌#GuardsBall
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nati@vasilteelOct 20
Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) profile pictureCleveland Guardians
@CleGuardiansOct 11
Coming soon to the South Side. #GuardsBall | #StandGuard
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spenny is hexing EA@spennyxcxOct 16
Megan thee stallion has so many funny bars. Just heard “ho u a copy of me, u a doodle” and burst out laughing
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will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
Elias🌲 (@EliasofNE) profile pictureElias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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nicole@nic_remy2021Oct 16
Tarik Skubal and Kyle Tucker sold out for no ring this meal is delicious
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Singer
@singercapitalOct 16
The dodgers getting swept is the most embarrassing elimination in mlb history. You spent over one billion dollars to sign a bunch of all mlb ring chasers with fraudulent insurance premium money, just to lose 4 straight to a small market team with practically all homegrown talent
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jude@judeblayOct 15
I read it first time. Bring back handwriting
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexOct 15
Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says. The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word. [H/T: lolita]
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie." greekcitytimes.com/2023/10/25/ang… buzzfeed.com/ellendurney/an… x.com/wirelyss/statu…
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Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."
Catholic Arena (@CatholicArena) profile pictureCatholic Arena
@CatholicArenaOct 14
🚨 POPE LATEST 'The night passed calmly for the Pope. Further information will be provided later today' - Holy See Press Office
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Alice
@RationalBlondeOct 14
dressing like a slut at the gym when you've never actually been a slut is stolen valor
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Greggory (43.5%)@greggtmastersonOct 14
Could I, a 6'9 260 lb able-bodied man, beat this team's nickname in a fight?
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Sometimes I hate this country. Women should be working out in sports bras and men should be working out in slutty tank tops or shirtless if they’re outside. Why are you all allergic to people looking hot? Who told you seeing fit, attractive bodies was bad? Did you grow up in Iran? This is why we’re all so fat and have so many psychosexual issues.
Allie ✞ (@allie__voss) profile pictureAllie ✞
@allie__vossOct 14
I also don't want men exercising shirtless in public gyms Thankfully, this is banned (and enforced) most places while shirtless women are not
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noah@Noahbout_itOct 14
not getting swindled by the AI-enganded racist caricature on vitestyle.com and then posting it online lmao
Mike⚡️🥩 (@MikeAmmo) profile pictureMike⚡️🥩
@MikeAmmoOct 13
This doesn’t look like the advertisement. Sigh. 😞
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✯ Luxe ✯ (@luxeprogressive) profile picture
✯ Luxe ✯
@luxeprogressiveOct 13
Or you should learn to be able to look at a butt and then move the fuck on with your life. Pussy
H*A*M (@heyyallitsHam) profile pictureH*A*M@heyyallitsHamOct 12
This is the kind of gymwear Shane Gillis was talking about in his monologue. If women do not understand what this accentuates, they should not be allowed out of the house unattended.
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