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Malfoid Stan

@MalfoidStan

I tell people what they need to hear, which may not be what they want to hear. #DeSantis2028

Joined November 2022
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If you block me, you lose.
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Rachel Wilson
@Rach4Patriarchy7h
Spotted @paleochristcon and @bryancallen
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It’s far from over.
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Obsolete Diogenes (@NotDiogenes) profile pictureObsolete Diogenes@NotDiogenes23h
Well at least the Malfoid thing is over
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog13h
This person should be in handcuffs on federal charges. This should be the kind of decision that ruins her life. DOJ needs to be on it immediately.
Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) profile pictureDustin Grage
@GrageDustin14h
A poll worker in Minnesota. They just want free healthcare, guys.
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Pythadoge 🐍@pythadogeNov 2
And that’s my contribution in order to join the Malfoid community 🫡 #malfoid #malfoy #malfoygirl
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Candace: Britta is psychotic and obsessed with me also Candace: Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika
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Stonetoss Comics
@stonetossNov 2
Casual reminder that labor shortages don't exist, only an unwillingness to raise wages.
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Let's go!
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@n0valithNov 3
"Ok guys. Imagine your girl initiates sex. I bet you're annoyed!" She tried to move the goalpost by saying "she doesn't look like Sydney Sweeney she's got midling hygiene and doesn't act self conscious" This is a generational lack of understanding of men stemming from a clear disdain for them. Very sad.
Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) profile pictureMadelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHNov 2
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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Everyone in Texas hates you.
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daevera 🍏✨
@daeveraNov 3
💚💚 #Malfoy #Malfoid
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Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) profile pictureKnow Your Meme
@knowyourmemeNov 2
And the winner of October 2026's Meme of the Month award, with 28 percent of the total votes, is... Malfoid memes!
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"Oh yea, stupid men? How would you like it if a woman expressed undeniable desire for you on a primal level? Checkmate, chuds!"
Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) profile pictureMadelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHNov 2
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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Stonetoss Comics
@stonetossNov 2
"pause microwave half way to stir" nah bro we're one shotting this
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Link🇻🇦
@ZeldaZealotNov 2
There’s an entirely different world out there
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Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) profile pictureKnow Your Meme
@knowyourmemeNov 2
And the winner of October 2026's Meme of the Month award, with 28 percent of the total votes, is... Malfoid memes!
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Yeah nobody is buying this shit anymore.
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— • C H E E K Y • — (@andreagail_k) profile picture— • C H E E K Y • —
@andreagail_kNov 2
Replying to @ThomBrady5
Your Leftist enemies are fellow Americans striving to make life better for ALL. Your red-state base of voters is low-IQ, rural, bigoted Americans, brainwashed by Fox News & the rest of the right-wing outrage/anger media. Rightists are BAD for America. (There are no communists)
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D.@1992ErikNov 2
Every day until... moral.improves
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@truckerchanNov 2
Rise and shine it's Isekai Time!
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“That guy’s the best general. Put him in charge of the troops.” “But he’s the enemy’s general, sir.” “Oh, didn’t realize you hate meritocracy.”
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Templarpilled
@TemplarpilledNov 2
He has to know about Malfoid shitposting because a normal person would have had a baby Harry instead of Dobby
JD Vance (@JDVance) profile pictureJD Vance
@JDVanceOct 31
Happy Halloween everyone!
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Mom Doer 69@xMD69xNov 2
The fact you have the same rights as me is honestly disgusting and the best proof of liberal democracy's utter retardation
Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸 (@patriot_savvy) profile pictureTiffany Savage 🇺🇸
@patriot_savvyNov 1
Is there a wing missing? Also, the engine cowling on the right is missing.
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Train
@0xWreckNov 2
Here you go bro
🤖 Made with AI
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The best part about being a "conspiracy theorist" is not having myocarditis
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