Mother of one. Misser of sleep. Prone to shenanigans

Broadbottom
Joined February 2011
Get in...I've just been told I can bring my own music to the baby delivery room. Making a set list over the weekend. First track: Push It, Salt and Pepa. Recommendations welcome....
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Have they had a 2-for-1 deal on Turkey teeth this year? #scd
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It’s too hot even the pets have melted
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Very much enjoyed this guy’s name
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Can we talk about this very hungry caterpillar at a children’s playground at a hotel I’ve been looking at this morning?
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I know we’ve put a man on the moon and all, but if we could harness modern technology to invent a cat flap that actively prevents your cat from coming in with any kind of living creature in its mouth, that would be awesome. How about it, boffins?
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Replying to @stevenperkins
See, Penny cats like a normal cat. Sheila doesn’t give one single shit about weather and will quite happily go for a little jaunt in a downpour. She does not know how to cat.
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Replying to @PhilSledge
Sleeps on the job a lot this one
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Am I the only person who thinks this looks nothing like William? Is this what being a flat earther feels like?
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Replying to @Crufts
We were rooting for the basset fauve de Bretagnes today
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Dogs barking in slow motion makes even the softest and daftest dog look tough and menacing. I present to you Exhibit A #bassetfauvedebretagne
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Replying to @shaTIRED
Hang on…is that the mum from Waffle???
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The cat is suddenly transfixed by these pictures of birds - that have hung on this wall since before we rescued her. When will she realise they’re not windows and they’re not going to move? 🐱 🐦
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