Mother of one. Misser of sleep. Prone to shenanigans

Broadbottom
Joined February 2011
Rebecca Handford retweeted
captain tom’s family accidentally killing him by taking him to barbados and then it immediately being revealed that they’re related to the guy who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
When Meatloaf sang: ‘I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’ I assumed at the time he was referring to some extreme sex act but as I get older I think it’s more probable it was something more like ‘go to Bluewater on a Saturday’ or ‘watch Call The Midwife’
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You’re stuck in an elevator with three adult men but you feel completely safe. name the three adult men
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
One of my biggest apprehensions about returning to work is I waited 3 years for two specific team members to be in same meeting so I could ask Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? And nobody got it. I can’t go thru that again
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it
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Rory Delap about to take a throw-in:
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
An Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol sings ‘Moscow Nights’ with their tongue in a 1982 performance. If not for the Internet, we’d never know music videos like this existed. xitter.cf/i/status/1837145476497…
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
Retweet for a chance to win My road tested sample of the ace brand new Charlatans bobble hat. Available to order soon Winner picked at random at 10pm on Sunday September 1st
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
Think you could keep up with Keely Hodgkinson??? #Olympics #Paris2024 #800m
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw
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Can’t share this often enough #Riots
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
Lane 1 and 2 is Ant telling Dec he's been in a paintball accident, using a walkie talkie
The scream I just let out.. #Swimming
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After “everything” this wonderful book gives us the best of humanity. If you’d like a copy RT and I’ll do a random winner pick in the next couple of days. #JamesBaldwin ♥️📚🎭🎨🧠
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
The removal of Radcliffe and Maconie from their afternoon slot on 6 Music is the greatest piece of cultural vandalism forced upon the British public for the past 100 years and everything bad that has happened to the world since is somehow a result, idiots.
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. shorturl.at/nENOY
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