@MarioJLanza

The writer, not the singer. Creator of the Funny 115, Staff Picks, The Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day, Survivor Historians, & Mario Stories. M's fan since '82.

 Upland, CA
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Joined May 2008
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Welcome to all my new followers from the Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day page. Thanks for following me! I should let you know that I have several other projects I've created over the years other than the Norm page. And if you like one, you'll probably like all of them. 1/8
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This is a complete shot in the dark, but I want to do a Staff Picks episode about the 1978 paranoia thriller Coma. Anyone a big fan of it and want to come on a podcast and talk about it?
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Konjac Jelly@_Konjac_JellyOct 16
THE SEATTLE PILOTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES
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If you aren't following my Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day page yet, now's the time to start. Normvember is coming soon and that's when I post all the most popular ones. I also started crossposting these all to Facebook. Be sure to follow me there too and help the page grow.
Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokesOct 8
Note: Quick reminder that in a couple of weeks I'm starting my yearly tradition, Normvember. This is where I post three Norm jokes a day instead of two, and I include all his biggest and most popular ones from Weekend Update. If you have any specific requests you'd like to see included this year, feel free to nominate them below. I'd like to throw in a couple of non SNL jokes this year too, we'll see what I can do.
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Microsoft breathing a sigh of relief now that it has the second-worst Copilot
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A new Staff Picks episode is now available, and it's a good one. Former Bay Area resident Dan Fields joins me to discuss one of the greatest true crime movies ever made, 2007's incredibly creepy Zodiac. staffpicks.podbean.com/e/zod…

Zodiac | Staff Picks

Former Bay Area resident Dan Fields joins me to discuss one of the greatest true crime movies ever made, 2007's incredibly creepy Zodiac

staffpicks.podbean.com
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Jazz Memes
@JazzMemesSep 1
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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Stephen King once called this the most underrated horror movie of all time. I did a Staff Picks episode on it seven years ago, it's a personal favorite.
Full Moon Features
@fullmoonhorrorAug 27
TOURIST TRAP - The 1979 horror hit about a deserted wax museum that claims a group of young tourists, one by one, is here in an uncut and newly restored version now streaming FREE! tubitv.com/movies/611750/tou…
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lukeydinho@bugattielroyAug 25
Rest in peace Dolly Parton 💔
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A perfect day to wink and nudge everyone in the general direction of that amazing TV show that is Survivor. (Early seasons, obviously). Thank you Mario Lanza and thank you funny115 for never letting me forget.
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Mets Raccoon@mets_coonAug 20
The Dodgers when it’s time to give Shohei Ohtani his deferred money in the 2040s
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I'm starting the Sophie chapters of my big Survivor South Pacific entry this week.
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I've gone through nearly every one of her postgame interviews and most of it will be written in her words.
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Jacob deNobel@Jacob_deNobelAug 13
Our local classic rock station got sold and is being replaced by a Christian Contemporary station and I'm enjoying the shade in their final hour of programming before the switchover.
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Tarik Skubal meeting his new teammate Shohei Ohtani (2026)
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12 comedies that shaped my sense of humor. I added two extra because doing 10 was impossible. And it kills me I also couldn't include The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training on here.
Gary@Garybaldi_77Jul 30
12 comedies that shaped my humour: 10's not enough so i'm cheating.
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The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn was one of my favorite shows ever. It easily rivaled Norm on Weekend Update at the time. Kilby and Norm doing the fake news six nights a week, what a time to be alive.
DrPopCulture@DrPopCultureUSAJul 21
July 21, 1996: "The Daily Show" hosted by Craig Kilborn premieres on Comedy Central in the USA.
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Weapon 𝕏
@HellRaz0r1776Jul 17
People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves
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I love how Californians are all just silent this week as the rest of the country enters a horrible heatwave while we’re looking at having some gorgeous weather for the holiday weekend.
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This is a really good discussion about what I consider to be the last great Survivor season.
Andrew Denson@thekliqJun 9
30 Seasons Down! Tonight being the longest recap of the marathon, I was joined by @SurvivorSFT , @MarioJLanza and Jake as we discussed all things Survivor Worlds Apart as my 50 Seasons in 50 Days Marathon Continues! youtube.com/live/FVFRTguAs4c… #Survivor #Survivor50Seasonsin50Days
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