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Always do what you fear most.
Joined July 2006
Last night a “brave” person cut down a crab apple tree planted to provide street shade in our changing climate. My neighbor and I splinted it. I’ve done this to bones many times but trees are a first. Anyone have advice?
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Apparently Musk wanted to know if he stood in the middle of 5th Avenue and shot Twitter whether anyone would care.
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Price for a barrel of oil today: $117.59 Price for a barrel of oil in 2014: $120.45 So why are gas prices 2 dollars higher per gallon today than they were in 2014? Because Big Oil corporations are hiking prices to rake in record-setting profits.
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Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
The Bob Newhart Show when he wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.
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After watching @FTC's #PrivacyCon, boardrooms across the country have to ask themselves, "Is the juice worth the squeeze?" 🤏🍋 Otherwise, they'll have to disgorge “the algorithms that were juiced by ill-gotten data.” MT @RKSlaughterFTC @Erie
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Congrats to Trump on his first ever consequence
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Hint: You can't. #ProudBoys
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#ProudBoys do it best and never rest! Fighting the good fight @GeorgeTakei
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Reclaiming the hashtag #ProudBoys
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YALL. The #ProudBoys hashtag has been hijacked by the gays to piss off the Nazis and I’ll happily do my part by flooding the internet with the only acceptable proud boys out there: the very gay ones 🌈
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Chalk one up for #HistoricPreservation! @LivableMV today announced a major win in its campaign to preserve the Weilheimer House and former Air Base Laundry building in @MtnViewCA’s historic downtown: they're now listed on Calif.'s state historic registry. bit.ly/LivMVPR1
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bad·ass /ˈbadˌas/Submit INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun 1. a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person. "one of them is a real badass, the other's pretty friendly" #TrumpShutDown
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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
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Kantara Workshop kuppingercole.com/events/eic… via @kuppingercole specifications, good practice guides, conformity assessment & assurance
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To talk about religious freedom and then fire the House priest because you didn’t like what he said about your bill is an absurdly perfect encapsulation of what has happened to the GOP.
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Europe's new data protection rules export privacy standards worldwide politico.eu/article/europe-d…
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The basic principle of Net Neutrality is that access to all websites should be treated equally. What the FCC wants to do is empower broadband service provides to distort the online marketplace and set up a pay-for-play system. This would be a terrible mistake.
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Can't make it up: The leading pick to run the Census Bureau is the author of a book called "Redistricting and Representation: Why Competitive Elections Are Bad for America.” politi.co/2zXG4aL – at Washington, DC
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