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Just straight up jokes.

San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2011
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Done been had been saying this, what a waste of time, let’s make it happen @NYCMayor
I ran a simulation built on 700 million real MTA trips. It said to close the 3rd Avenue L stop. stopthestop.com
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I ran a simulation built on 700 million real MTA trips. It said to close the 3rd Avenue L stop. stopthestop.com
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Very excited to see how @riscoedash and @davefontenot tackle this problem. The right guys for the venture
Introducing The SF100 the definitive list of the top early stage ai companies
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Every sales and marketing tool now promises AI will improve your results but they don't tell you how it will cost thousands of dollars and hours of time to onboard We built a system with @OpenAI for the part everyone hides: onboarding And today we're giving it away for free
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AI can now read your customers' minds. We raised a $20M Series A lead by 8VC & Lingotto to build this. Introducing Minerva, built in collaboration with OpenAI:
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Trying Times, my 7th studio album. March 13th. jamesblakemusic.com
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Only the EU is powerful enough to regulate Santa Claus. That’s why I’m proud to be European
Ever wonder how Santa delivers gifts so fast across Europe? It's thanks to the EU customs union and Schengen! With no customs checks between EU countries, Santa’s sleigh keeps moving smoothly from one stop to the next: no delays, no paperwork 🇪🇺🎁
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Even handcuffed, he’s beating any of my friends by 10 strokes
Scottie Scheffler's mugshot from Louisville Metropolitan Department of Corrections.
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BREAKING: Lions signing Jared Goff to four-year, $212M extension. (via @TomPelissero)
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Not Like Us.
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There’s growing belief in the game alltime great LHP Clayton Kershaw will return to the Dodgers for at least a 17th season, sources tell me and @Joelsherman1 The Cooperstown bound Kershaw had a 2.46 ERA in 2023 (below 2.48 career mark) but won’t be ready to pitch at start of 2024
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Don’t be mad he’s leaving, be mad he stayed so long. The final season of HBO Original #CurbYourEnthusiasm premieres February 4 on @StreamOnMax.
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Christmas Eve 1991! Changed my life FOREVER. Wrote a note to Santa asking for a WWF wrestling buddy --- I had the entire collection except one. Woke up at 6 AM the next morning and nothing was there. I cried. And cried. My mom had a simple response: "Jon, we're jewish."
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maybe the Pac-12 was just the friends we made along the way
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Dune is a Thanksgiving movie (family themes, fun costumes, spice)
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Love that venmo added stories. Can’t wait to click on my friends to see recent transactions
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FOR ALL THE BEARS OCTOBER 7 VS OREGON ST 7 PM #GoBears
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I have 4 years of eligibility left. Someone get Wilcox on the phone. I’m ready to kick @CalFootball @CalAthletics @danny_ob_ @JustinWilcocks
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