@Matts_Beans
Joined October 2015
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Me and my friends. Yes I made weird little guys for my friends that hang out with the blue frog
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none of my friends pee when they see me y'all a bunch of fuckin fakers
Millie@bumpasshelllOct 24
My coworker’s dog is obsessed with me to the point that any time he gets close to me he pees from excitement even if he’s inside. Doesn’t do it for anyone else
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Haha went crying to daddy I see
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaughOct 23
🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump announces he will be PROTECTING Elon Musk from legal weaponization by the Democrats, if they even try LFG 🔥 “Elon's done nothing wrong. Elon is a very good guy." 💯 "I think people have an obligation to protect our geniuses!” Elon is OUR team America genius 🇺🇸
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lol wild timing for a cat in the hat sponsor over at twitch,
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Too goddamn cute
Eliott
@HeknittOct 24
Halloween season! 🎃
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Man I love genshiken. The first season is animated pretty poorly but the voice acting is great. Madarame is such a creature
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Is a story about a otaku club in college. Lotta eccentric characters. One character named kohsaka is the one hot guy who attracts the normie girl in this clip. Shes basically the odd one out and a lot of what makes it great is her dynamic with all the others.
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SHUT UP NERD
Forbes
@ForbesOct 21
Musk Threatens Retribution If Dems Investigate Him After Midterms: 'Live By The Sword, Die By The Sword' go.forbes.com/Q6FvFz
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Look at this nerd
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twitch.tv/MATTSBEANS IM BACK
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Always a delight hearing porcupine sounds
horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 22
i went my whole life not knowing porcupines made the craziest little noises
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Look I’m not a fan of AI, but the amount of fear baiting I see on my FOR YOU page about AI makes me wonder how much of it is manufactured and how much of it is true.
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The ozempic went to Ethan’s head!
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EEUUH
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 21
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Okay I chuckled. Well done
Sapien@SapienAssassinOct 21
James Talarico's Ken Paxton ad is 🤌🏼 I am dying 🤣🔥 @jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX
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Social media encapsulated
carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusOct 20
It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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HOLY SHIT
• SEPO • COMISSIONS OPEN • 🇻🇪 •@Sepo_MoralesOct 21
Cant even say this one inspiered me, all this guy makes inspires me a fuck-ton, specially that dumbass phrase i've got stuck in my skull these past week
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It’s so cewl
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amazing situation
TheNCSmaster@TheNCSmasterOct 20
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Amazing post
きいろ🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️@kiiikakuOct 19
リプ欄にウマ娘のために憤りたいけど愛しのトランプも裏切れないMAGAオタクちょくちょくいて情けなさに涙が出る
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Wild thing to admit on the internet LMAO
RAYmba@RAYmba_MK2Oct 18
Replying to @irkiio
i like incest and even i cannot look at him with lust, he's like jesus
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