Matt retweeted
Hardest jobs in the universe:
1: Brain surgeon
2: Aerospace engineer
3: Teaching someone to play euchre for the first time
Matt retweeted
Omg there’s a dragon ball one! 😭
#サーターンサーターン
Matt retweeted
I’ve got two group chats being horny on the timeline RN and two others wishing each other happy Mother’s Day… My life is a movie
I’ve come back to Twitter after a 6 month hiatus to say that people who listen to EDM are a threat to this planet and need to be taken out. I’m looking at you @KieferIan
Matt retweeted
Surprise
Just found out @Jerry_Puente is gonna be a dad dawg, I can’t wait to be an uncle.
Just found out @Jerry_Puente is gonna be a dad dawg, I can’t wait to be an uncle.

















