Max Kahlhamer

So, the @jonasbrothers are on #CollegeGameDay . That’s the logistical issue that made them delay their show at @AlerusCenter Bad optics for paying ticket holders. Oof.

See you there!!

You know Elaine, you are the bear law in the garbage bag of my life.

Freda Feltcher? From Scranton?

You can stuff your sorry’s in a sack!

If you ever meet a proctologist at a party, plant yourself there because you will hear some of the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

It’s a coffee table book of coffee table books!

It’s a little mint! It’s a junior mint.

I like to stop at the duty-free shop

A man without hand is not a man. I’ve got so much hand, I’m coming out of my glove.

Hear me out… a shot clock, but for kids eating food.

Pro holiday tip: in a house full of people never pass up an empty bathroom.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Buzz, your girlfriend. WOOF!!

Look what you did, you little jerk.

Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We had the chance to take family photos with everyone today. We gathered in the perfect for pictures and I got the better end of the deal. SHE SAID YES! instagram.com/p/ClW1sNOJgbF/…