ALT A scenic tropical cove. A few sentient coconuts stand near the water gazing at the ocean while doing sentient coconut stuff. Slowly, the water begins to bubble. The coconuts barely notice. But then, the bubbles grow bigger, and louder, and more menacing. The coconuts look on as an enormous blender with glowing red eyes, tentacle arms, and razor sharp teeth emerges from the water. It is Blender The Terrible! An ancient enemy of Coconut Island! The coconuts run for their lives. "Faster, Carl! It's switching to liquify!" a coconut shouts. Carl the coconut runs towards town yelling at the top of their coconut lungs, "It's coming from the sea!!!" The text reads: 36,500 electric blender related injuries from 2017 to 2021. Injuries included but were not limited to: lacerations while cleaning blenders, dropping blenders on feed and/or head, and trying to catch an immersion blender that was falling.
ALT A woman pointing a finger. She is wearing a headband. The text reads: Hey! "How's it going?" Not great! Thanks for asking. But, I'll tell you something - I like this headband, and I have my space heater plugged into the wall instead of a power strip." Small wins. All day, every day. Always plug your space heater into a wall. never use a power strip or extension cord.
