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Nostalgia Merchant ⚽️

DFW
Joined February 2012
Go where you're wanted. Be around people that appreciate you ✌🏿
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My buddy ran a marathon cold turkey a few years ago. He finished it in 5hrs, went home to nap. Legs started throbbing & swelling went to ER & spent 3 days there
My cousin ran the marathon yesterday. Found out today he didn’t train at all for it lol. And there are people that make running their identity and dedicate countless hours for the same shit? Lmaooooo
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This might be the biggest ratio & most comical😂
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Best life to live remains offline
The internet was fun because people lived interesting lives offline and then posted about their experiences online, the problem was it got so good that everyone started living online instead, so we ran out of experiences to post about
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I have Slow Horses, Lioness & Terminal List to catch up to. I need a 30hr day
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Fluff it up then going to war the next day
Update from CENTCOM Commander:
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If they got Binance they're coming for the others too.
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I haven't touched a competitive game in 8 years but I know if I had to step up to take a pen, it's not what Fofana just did😆
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Ruto amesema atatarget watu wa ball. Next analeta Vybz kujaza stadi.
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Y'all she Jorja on that stage. My goodness
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Damn we lost to Bournemouth?😭 At least the Manchester Derby in the championship will be lit
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They were deep in their plates behind me. It smelled good but damn😆
People who eat big ass plates of food at concerts scare me.
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California & its performative paper straws
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Mäx Milliän retweeted
Jay-Z performed hits for two hours straight idk what y’all be talking about on here 😂😂😂😂
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Online discourse is so funny. Out here people aren’t living by their tweets😂
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This was one for the books! #JAYZ30
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Just fold this team already. Awful body language. Bad all-round play
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Ay man. These GOP texts in Texas are nuts. I can’t wait for these elections to be over. Worst thing about it is there’s people believing every single one of them
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Just catching up to the highlights.. might as well be a loss
Battle of the Football Bums next and I guarantee you United are losing to Spurs
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Look at that discourse of Boomers & grandkids & compare to current political climate. It completely tracks. They destroyed most of our futures & are on their way out without wanting to even spend time with their grandkids
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