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I've watched it in June before
I'm seriously considering watching Christmas Vacation tonight. It's November 5th, but Clark Griswold never gets old. Am I jumping the gun, or would you watch it too?
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X is great because I've lived in a society that pretty much just dealt with Daylight Savings Time every year and shrugged it off and moved on with their lives and now I'm exposed to this apparently giant subsection of society where DST has COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RUINED THEIR LIVES AND IS THE BANE OF THEIR EXISTENCE WORTH COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERY DAY.
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Because my grandmother- the only woman who bought them - died in ‘98
Why did the colorful toilet paper go away???
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Hate to say it but I totally agree with this perspective. This stuff didn’t just happen automatically - parents did all the planning and setup and work. The reason stuff sucks now is because the parents suck now. And I say that as a parent myself.
Another case of Millennials refusing to take the initiative to organize during holidays and then complaining that the holidays are not as fun as they were when they were young.
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Krusty betting against the Globetrotters because he thought the Generals “were due” is one of the great jokes of all time
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Bizarro World
The #WorldSeries champion #Brewers on SNL 👀👀 ...and Pat Murphy is the "drunk uncle" 😂
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Darts. Heaters. Did @Super70sSports write this (incredible) article?
yeah this is insane lmao
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Crazy that the entire state of Wisconsin came off this board in less than a decade. What a great time.
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Today’s mood.
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Happy Don’t Have to Listen to John Smoltz Anymore Day to all who celebrate.
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Nailed it so hard
2026 turned out to be the real Brat Summer
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Tonight I got to watch my hometown Brewers win their first World Series title alongside my two sons. We jumped and cheered and hugged. Every father’s dream.
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This one really hit me This is for Ueck
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Congrats Brewers Fans🍻 Tip back some cold ones tonight, you deserve it!
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Somewhere, Ueck is smiling. 💛💙
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They did it, Ueck.
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THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE 2026 WORLD SERIES #CHAMPIONS! (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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BREAKING: The Milwaukee Brewers’ 57-season wait for a World Series title ended Wednesday after their 4-1 victory over the Tampa Bay Rays in Game 5, completing one of the most dominant postseason runs in MLB history. nbcnews.com/sports/mlb/milwa…
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“The Brewers win it! The Brewers win it! Oh my God, the Brewers win it!"
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