@Melee_Hell

Shit posting and anti-social Melee debauchery

 where tf is the log out button
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Joined October 2014
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a two stage mental collapse triggered by the initial missed wavedash out of shine, then the missed jc up smash. You can clearly see Hbox in visceral fear for his life because he feels the murderous intent and recoils. cody misses the jc up smash input altogether and snaps 100%
Melee Hell@Melee_HellAug 17
Ok, third and final review. it gets played off as “oh, Hbox scared me”, but I see it now. cody missed a jc up smash input and snapped Mentally. very understandable reaction in this context.
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I am an ice climbers player and this is my vent art
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im in.
cryptonic@cryptonicliveOct 25
The Double Dash online mod is so fucking good I might throw away all my aspirations just to play this shit 24/7
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just press A A A, its that easy. ;)
PGH Carroll@OhgirlNCOct 26
Last week at the local after a set with a newer falcon player I was like, "stick around for a minute. I'm gonna teach you how to Gentleman." I then proceeded to miss the first 10 I tried in a row. 😅
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melee hell has frozen over
Brotherhood | Aklo@NotAkloOct 26
Something really weird happened to me in Melee this morning, and this isn’t me joking. I learned how to approach…
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agent7300@mannese7300Oct 26
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okay but what if I recognize that is exactly what I want. is giving up on that dream to vod review and grind not the real cope?
Duto@DutoSSBOct 23
"I want to get better at super smash bros." "How about you vod review and practice?" "Nah that sounds like total cope I just want to mindlessly play neutral for hours against better players with no effort or reflection on my own end and effortlessly beat everyone."
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Duto@DutoSSBOct 24
"Oh you're a top 5 player in your state that's so cool! Is it fun competing?" "No, in fact I publicly express my disdain for this game weekly yet play it anyway for reasons unbeknownst even to myself." "Do you at least get money when you win?" "Pays for gas."
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That was me sorry
% | Zaza@zazablue_Oct 24
Someone left an entire shit in the Big Shorten venue washroom. Did u miss ur input flushing??
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Duto@DutoSSBOct 23
"I want to get better at super smash bros." "How about you vod review and practice?" "Nah that sounds like total cope I just want to mindlessly play neutral for hours against better players with no effort or reflection on my own end and effortlessly beat everyone."
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Least venerable samanera Jorge is sending maximum blessings to all gamers today. May all your sets be last game, last stock, last hit. May all your reads be right. May you find joy in your competition. May you feel honor for being a part of something so honored! Saddhu x4
Johnny Scarecrow@BlabAlongGuyOct 22
Replying to @starfoxfreshman
BRB stuck in Samsara (My opponent has a read on my tech habits)
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blue@alovelycolor4uOct 23
Replying to @Melee_Hell
four hundred and four Falcos
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Willow@WillowSSBMOct 23
hasn’t watched an hbox set this decade award
Dapper Dinosaur@Dapper_DlnosaurOct 22
Replying to @LiquidHbox
Aren't you the player whose entire gameplan revolves around floating out of reach and spamming Jigglypuff Bair on a loop and being the textbook staller?
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not possible
SSBM Gosu@SSBMGOSUOct 22
When you find someone just as braindead as you lmao
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hungrybox
@LiquidHboxOct 22
I’d rather get 3 stocked on Yoshi’s than have to look at the putrid neon green floor of Pokemon Stadium 2 one more time while my opponent empty hops in place 120 feet away At least I’m being approached We need more interaction in Ultimate The meta is so unbelievably stale
Unmedicated Pajamas@UnmedicatedPJsOct 21
Hungrybox just got eliminated from Cashbox by a Mii Brawler who took him to Yoshi's at the VERY FIRST tournament after Hbox legalized the stage. I think he just realized why Yoshi's isn't normally legal. You couldn't have written it better if you tried.
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In my day, we had to carry the CRT 20 miles in the snow to get to the venue, up hill both ways
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Ben Saucymain@wddownsmashOct 22
If I hit this misfire my name is gloob gloob:
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morgan@MORGAN1C__Oct 21
my vote for best melee player of all time is chudat btw
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weedgirl claire@wgcclaireOct 20
“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 20 and shows no symptoms” patient: i can’t wait to go home and play peach in super smash bros. melee house:
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the curse of evil jim@tachyoncutterOct 18
Replying to @Mir_und_Ko @ThePriscilla
I used to be an admin in melee hell and watched in real time as lib women and troons bullied their way to the top. Typical of a fag to lie to cope with their delusions though
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