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Drug war reenactor ⛷ MI Sports 〽️ 🦁🐅🐎 Melee: ZuPlum

Joined May 2014
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Need someone with the same grip that asian cuisine has on American mall food courts
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Hong Kong Adderalls got me hostile in Macau
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Can’t afford a crib so I just give my toddler a Viagra at night so he doesn’t roll off my futon
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who’s this? 😮‍💨 (Doja Cat via TikTok)
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Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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Dr. Pepper will see you now
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIBBON DAY!!!!
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NOT AGAIN
Michigan scores with .01 seconds left
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Recently have taken up barking
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This is how I felt watching Cade Cunningham score 45 in the playoffs.
such a precious moment
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ALCOHOL IS PORN WATER
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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So, uh. This is Marathon.
I'm gonna give it another try, sports fans.
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5 minutes into the Miami Vice movie I’m greeted with a Jay Z Linkin Park mashup
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This why some of y'all snore while you're awake
The new @tacobell Cake Batter empanadas are absolutely incredible. 9.5/10 and maybe the best fast food dessert out there
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Mexicans don’t wear watches because they know it’s always Modelo time
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Fuck Christopher columbus go lions
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🚨 NFL HISTORY For the THIRD STRAIGHT season, all 4 NFC North teams have winning records at the same time! No other NFL division has accomplished this feat in even TWO consecutive seasons since the 2002 realignment.
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