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Can’t afford a crib so I just give my toddler a Viagra at night so he doesn’t roll off my futon
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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This why some of y'all snore while you're awake
The new @tacobell Cake Batter empanadas are absolutely incredible. 9.5/10 and maybe the best fast food dessert out there

































