Number crunching, music loving, food guzzling, life living, semi-Mancunian (he/him)

Manchester
Joined June 2013
#Tbt to the day when a colleague got told off for swearing so she made a list of anyone else who swore in the office
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Happy Pride Manchester! 🏳️‍🌈 Jessie Ware's sending her love this weekend, and we can't wait to see her at Co-op Live on 5 December 💐 Join us in December: cooplive.com/events/jessie-w…
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A coincidence tonight Corrie
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*Double clicks on file* ‘Do you want to open this file?’ I’m not double clicking on the file for the sake of my health 😮‍💨
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Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 28% (+4) RFM: 24% (-2) CON: 22% (=) LDM: 12% (+1) GRN: 8% (-3) SNP: 2% (=) Via @Moreincommon_, 24-27 Jul. Changes w/ 21-22 Jul.
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12 years on & this pic is still a regularly used in my group chats
I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
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Figures out this week show we've reached a new record number of fully qualified GPs working across the NHS. Overall satisfaction in GP practices is also up this year. We're fixing our health service so it's easier for you to get the care you need.
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The music industry's message to the new Prime Minister: musicweek.com/labels/read/th… #AndyBurnham
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Mike retweeted
The #ThreeLions' best-ever World Cup finish on foreign soil 👊
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NEW: Westminster Voting Intention RFM 24% (-3) LAB 24% (+5) CON 21% (+1) LD 11% (-1) GRN 11% (=) SNP 3% (=) RB 2% (=) PC 2% (=) OTH 4% (=) F/w 10-14 July 2026. Changes vs 17/06/2026
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Greater Manchester Mayoral By-Election Voting Intention: LAB: 38% (-25) GRN: 22% (+15) RFM: 19% (+12) RES: 9% (New) CON: 8% (-2) LDM: 3% (-1) Ind: 1% (New) 2nd Round: LAB: 64% GRN: 36% Via @FindoutnowUK, 7-13 Jul. Changes w/ 2024.
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Mike retweeted
Performative patriotism He’ll wear the shirt but dodge the tax #bbclaurak
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Norway 1 - 2 Jude Bellingham. @JonasGahrStore, your boys took one hell of beating 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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✅ BURNHAM IN Makerfield by-election result: LAB: 54.8% (+9.6) REF: 34.5% (+2.7) RST: 6.8% (+6.8) CON: 2.2% (-8.7) GRN: 0.7% (-3.7) LDEM: 0.4% (-6.4)
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🚨 | Hello! Bit of a weird one this, but I'm going to be away from 27th April for up to 24 nights without access to the internet (I can explain why in a few months time...). Obviously, I'm aware this is the worst possible time of year for me to be absent. So, I'm looking for someone (or a group) to do a 'Guest Residency' of ElectionMapsUK to cover the 2026 Local Elections while I'm away! If you, or a group of you would like to apply to do this, it would be much appreciated if you could fill out the form below. Ideally you'll have some knowledge of the software I use, but I don't expect applicants to be able to do it all, so I'm most likely looking to get 2-3 people onboard. forms.gle/ewF1HypMUz5MhkR78
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Hi @bankwithsmile both online and app banking are down, when will they be back up again? Thanks
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Inflation should be pegged to the price of a 6 pack of Seabrook crisps. Currently running at 18%.
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ONE POUND THIRTY EIGHT PENCE
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ONE POUND FIFTY!
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Oh Lovers … this one’s for you. I’m speechless …. We did it!! Christmas number 1!! Thank you thank you thank you 😭❤️
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NEW Steve Reed announces "independent review into foreign financial interference in UK politics" off the back of conviction of former Ukip politician Nathan Gill for taking bribes from Russia
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