Dad. Doc. Dork. Dog Dad. He / him.
Tyler, TX
Joined May 2008
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MikeAustin retweeted
Donāt worry governor. Thatās something you will never see.
Because it has never happened and never will.
MikeAustin retweeted
Obama š„: "The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments. He took great umbrage. The mobilized a whole of government response to that joke! They told the Treasury Secretary to hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory. This really happened."
MikeAustin retweeted
Republican congressional candidate Brent Taylor has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021. He dismisses his past sexual advances as āyouthful indiscretions"
At that time, Taylor was 53
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MikeAustin retweeted
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red.
Letās break that down.
Can Nicki Minaj vote? No.
Sheās not a U.S. citizen.
Can Nicki Minajās husband vote? No, heās a registered sex offender.
Can Nicki Minajās brother vote? No, heās serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault.
She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
MikeAustin retweeted
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Elexis was last seen on September 9, 2026 in San Antonio, Texas.
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MikeAustin retweeted
Someone sent me an email saying that thereās currently a nice live stream to watch. I didnāt want to keep this from you all because itās just too cute. See the link.
Zura, a cheetah mom, raising her five adorable cubs at Smithsonianās National Zoo.
Official Cheetah Cub Cam:
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MikeAustin retweeted
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
MikeAustin retweeted
He stopped a school shooting. But Kaylub Giamanco can't stop thinking about the children he couldn't save.
"I want to apologize for not saving their babies," he told @OPB. A gripping interview about courage, trauma and the weight of being called a hero.
opb.org/article/2026/10/23/bā¦
MikeAustin retweeted
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Deven was last seen on April 16, 2026 in Muskogee, OK.
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MikeAustin retweeted
Gary Tyler, a quilt artist who spent decades on death row for a crime he didnāt commit, now has his first solo exhibit at the Grand Rapids Art Museum npr.org/2026/10/21/nx-s1-600ā¦
MikeAustin retweeted
Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just ādone a dealā with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.
MikeAustin retweeted
Great work by @Forrest4Trees Texas Has Been Considering Selling a State Park to SpaceX, Sources Say texasmonthly.com/news-politiā¦
MikeAustin retweeted
I was a teacher before law school. I couldnāt convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
MikeAustin retweeted
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Luis may stay in the local Biloxi, Mississippi area or may leave the state. He was last seen on September 13, 2026.
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A 62-foot steel boat has sat in Daleās Mineral Wells front yard since 1987. I donated after hearing he built it by hand, and itās now 75% finished. Support getting it down the steep hill and onto the water through the GoFundMe page. #Boating #Texas gofund.me/6c134bd46
MikeAustin retweeted
So the guy who birthed the idea of slowing down Starlink to aid Russiaāa decision that resulted in death and risk to US personnel in Ukraineāis also the biggest donor to the Republican party and is single-handedly trying to tilt the Texas Senate race to the GOP. I have that right?
