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Poughkeepsie, NY • He/Him
Joined April 2009
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Some Christian’s be like: That’s Bob. He’s an ex pedophile but god saved him. He leads our children’s ministry 🤍
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Buttigieg 28 dead on arrival
Pete Buttigieg when asked by Fox News whether Iran or Israel is a bigger enemy to the US “Iran is our enemy, Israel is not. They’re an ally so that’s pretty clear to me.”
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it's gotta feel so fuckin good to be an old guy and just lie about outrageous shit
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Jerry Seinfeld is a Pedophile
Jerry Seinfeld said the quiet part out loud in Chicago: “I’m racist, it’s a genocide, I’m into it.” Heckled over Gaza, he mocked the accusations, danced on stage, and offered to send the protester’s ticket money to Israel
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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I think now is a good time to remind people that 28% of American adults are functionally illiterate (cannot read above a 5th grade reading level), up from 19% in 2017
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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mike retweeted
this probably goes hard as fuck if you’re stupid
Hilarious that Palestine is not on the list of locations
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Do you guys remember when the Israelis were screaming at Greta “GO TO GAZA” and then when she tried to they almost k*lled her.
Macklemore announces a “Free Palestine Tour” with no shows currently scheduled in Palestine.
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mike retweeted
seeing people argue against a 32 hr work week is insane. yall need hobbies, friends, sunlight.. literally anything outside of work. life is not supposed to be about working until you die
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Palestine, 5 years before lsrael even existed.
Christian bride and groom Bethlehem, Palestine c. 1943
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This is an admittance of them fucking up EVERYTHING btw
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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mike retweeted
say “Free Palestine” in his class for the one time n see how ethical he stays
My ethics professor is Israeli
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i’d say boycott ed sheeran but who tf is listening to that in the first place
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Robert Kraft is and always will be a low life piece of shit. Fuck the Patriots and free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Ms Rachel is dragging Ed Sheeran and I’m here for it.
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mike retweeted
If you have “Christ is King” in your bio I just assume you’re a fascist at this point
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there’s literal blood, shit, and pus in that
I'm grateful the state of NC is so concerned about my health. Make Raw Milk Great Again
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Fuck both them bitches!!!
🚨 Singer P!NK joins Lady Gaga as one of two singers who publicly support Israel.
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