Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.

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Joined April 2016
CLAYFACE can make himself look like anyone! For example, his whole movie looks exactly like Sam Raimi's DARKMAN.
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By 2028, every man woman and child in America will have been Trump's Press Secretary.
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I've hated Trump since he was in diapers.
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As a lifelong Democrat, I'm excited about the midterms and how we'll manage to screw up.
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The pleasures of day-drinking (8 a.m.) in today's Substack "One Bottle After Another": reissm.substack.com/p/eating…
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ROMEO AND JULIET sponsored by True Value Hardware MERCUTIO: "Epoxy on both your houses!"
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Darth Vader dropped from Ed Sheeran tour for yelling, "Free Palpatine!"
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Saying, "Is that still a thing?"... Is that still a thing?
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The late great Tim Curry performed with the amazing Mark Hamill in my QUEER DUCK movie. I directed Curry twice (as a pig and a turtle) -- he was a gentleman and a gentleman. youtube.com/watch?v=ZCPEa_IU…
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Prepare for tomorrow's solar eclipse with today's Substack: reissm.substack.com/p/oh-shi…
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Mitch McConnell leaves hospital, looks forward to shuffling through city streets at night eating brains.
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My Award-Winning Simpsons talk is coming to Brighton, UK August 6. This is the final stop on my British tour! Don't miss it! komedia.co.uk/shows/secrets-…
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TONIGHT! LONDON! TONIGHT! Mike Reiss shares " Secrets of @TheSimpsons " Upstairs at the Gatehouse, London, 7 pm! ovationtheatres.com/secrets-…
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Secrets of the Simpsons by Mike Reiss @GatehouseLondon "This really is a night to remember. You won't die laughing but you will laugh an awful lot. @MikeReissWriter is indeed a funny Funny Man." Reviewsgate reviewsgate.co.uk/all-review…
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HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! @MikeReissWriter and his SECRETS OF THE SIMPSONS show makes a splash in today's Camden New Journal. You have 3 more chances to see this incredibly funny man who won 4 Emmys during his 36 years writing movie scripts, American TV shows and countless episodes of The Simpsons. Upstairs At The Gatehouse on Sunday and Monday and @KomediaBrighton on August 6 🎟 ovationtheatres.com/secrets-…
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ATTENTION BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND! July 30, Mike Reiss spills "Secrets of @TheSimpsons" 7:30 pm! The Crescent Theatre ovationtheatres.com/secrets-…
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⭐⭐⭐⭐ Secrets of The Simpsons An Evening With Mike Reiss "An absolute must-see for any fans of The Simpsons. If you love the golden era of animation, do not hit the D'oh! button on this one. It is well worth a trip up the Northern line when Mike returns to Upstairs At The Gatehouse next weekend." Pink Prince Theatre pinkprincetheatre.com/post/r… @MikeReissWriter
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Secrets of The Simpsons Stories and Scandals from Springfield. An Evening with Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter "An absolute must-see. Hilarious, insightful and genuinely inspiring, Mike Reiss delivers a masterclass in comedy that you’ll leave talking about long after the applause has faded." - Theatre Reviews Design theatrereviews.design/secret…
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#COMEDY #REVIEW Secrets of the Simpsons: Stories and Scandals from Springfield @GatehouseLondon @MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons 'a cavalcade of jokes that illustrate just why he has been a part of so much film and TV humour' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ thereviewshub.com/secrets-of… #London
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