My favorite movie

They call milkshakes “cabinets” in Rhode Island? Serious answers only.

Whenever I use a urinal, I think this water’s cold. And deep.

I barely had time to say “What’s updog” a half dozen times before an updog crashed in through the wall we were chained to and stood there, his jaws slavering, with my wife and me lying among the rubble, free of our chains at last.

Sometimes I miss gratuitous nudity in the movies.

Heads up—Bringing back “Oh brother.”

Herlock Sholmes ©

The jack-in-the-box saw me looking at him and said: “We’re busting out of here tonight. Wait for my signal.” “Okay.”

“Sometimes I think we’ve already given peace enough of a chance.”

Brian Eno and Talking Heads Italian / English lyric book and illustrated double biography

Not to be “that guy,” but sometimes it seems it seems like ALL oils are essential!

I’m not going to beat a dead fish here.

Just heard Office Depot is merging with Home Depot. Know what they’re calling it? Home Office Depot.