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Joined May 2009
The sience of orson bean
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youve heard of jonesing? well i’ve been martinezing…
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@MikeTopp @RaymondPettibon just in case one of you guys get me as a secret Santa at the office Christmas party
🚬Ronco’s Portable Smokeless Ashtray (1981)
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In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers And they just wash against me Like the sea into a pier
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Ford Left the Pinto Runabout’s Chrome Hatch Hinges Out in the Open #shor... youtube.com/shorts/4D7XiRcNC… via @YouTubeluyv back end pipe spitting fire n s Oke make you my caboose
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Dotted Bison La Grotte de Marsoulas, France Upper Paleolithic
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❝In Chinese art, the poet is a painter and the painter is a poet.❞ —Wong Gen Yeo (or, Tyrus Wong), born on this day, October 25, in 1910
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really? what a narrow view! Anderson did in fact write sympathetically & convincingly about girls & women; even Hemingway has a story from an adolescent girl's perspective, "Up in Michigan," that is a knockout; not to mention D.H. Lawrence, Scott Fitzgerald, Thomas Hardy & (not least) Shakespeare. if men can't write about women, women presumably can't write about men. educated people can't write about lesser-educated people, Black writers can't write about brown people, people from Maine can't write about people from Vermont, no one can write about anyone except the sickly face in the mirror.
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Yeah and he's a man purporting to write about a woman's inner life. I'll pass.
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got snoop dogg saying “bikinis, zucchinis, martinis” on california girls stuck in my head
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Gah go to this Brancusi exhibit, New Yorkers!! Please don't let it pass you by!
Constantin Brancusi
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Not even a @MikeTopp 'like' on this one 😭
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Finally, a writer who does all their own stunts.
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when my husband won't let me hold his penis while he pees cus last time i did it "crazy style" and "ruined the whole bathroom"
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Meat Packing District is now the Charcuterie Quarter
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Thank You All For The Messages And Prayers! I Will Get Back To You Each Individually As I Get Stronger. Thank You To All The Tampa General Hospital Staff And Doctors That Put Up With Me Until 4:30am. I Appreciate You All And Thank You For Everything You Did For Me! I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay! And Just So You Know For Those Who Were Asking And Wondering, I Don’t Own My Own Facebook Page Anymore. I Apologize For The Reckless Posting Behavior On My Facebook When I Was In The Hospital. It Was Completely Inappropriate!
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"The day before, Bob Gibson has dusted Willie Mays and almost beaned him. The next day, Willie Mays had Bob Gibson and his former teammate Bill White visit Willie Mays at his home in San Francisco. When Mays answered the door he welcomed Bill White, but asked who was that with him. White says: "That's Bob Gibson." Mays didn’t recognize him since Gibson wore glasses away from the field. "I was wearing glasses at the time, but I never did wear 'em on the field. When Willie opened his door, I'm standing behind Bill White and Mays says: "Who is that?" Bill says: "That's Gibson." Mays said: "You wear glasses? You gonna kill somebody." And after that, Willie Mays never did lean over the plate too much." Bob Gibson. "I wasn’t mean. I don’t buy into any of it. I was just doing my job. You hear people talk about this glare that I had. You know, I’ve been wearing glasses for almost 60 years. I wasn’t glaring, I just couldn’t see the catcher’s signals. I was just trying to see. That’s all. But people turn everything into something else." Bob Gibson. In TWENTY SIX games in his career, Bob Gibson drove in MORE runs than he ALLOWED!!!!
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