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Other people mocking the Catholic Church: cringe, reddit atheist, Dawkins would approve
Me mocking the Catholic Church: based, sectarian conflict, & marching-pilled
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Does Obama not realize that for most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is the only glimpse of beauty, however fleeting, they will see in their provincial, shallow lives, the slop it serves like manna from Heaven for a people (barely) surviving on Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew
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You guys gotta go to Saddam Hussein’s new Cheesecake Factory.
They’ve got great yellow cake
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Meanwhile Bonnie out rage baiting every Mississauga Liberal who froze their butts off last winter. What a waste of our time and energy. Vote well tomorrow.
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In Serbia, @avucic has conceded defeat. The Students’ List has won an absolute majority in the elections. Celebrations have begun in the streets across Serbia.
Sound familiar?
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The guy who stole almost half of my website without credit, then humiliated me and claimed I stole HIS website, claimed that Bolsonaro had a 100% chance of victory. Then Lula won. LMAOOO
Dylan already dunked on you back in '65
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I remember someone making this claim previously and it's just not true. If you're a *diehard* Bob Dylan fan it's pretty much nailed on that you enjoy listening to his vocals! Usually, if you're a hardcore fan of a singer, their singing is part of what you're into.
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Anyone who says Bob Dylan is a bad singer is an absolute moron and I will not entertain anyone who thinks differently.
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NEW from me:
Last year, Mark Carney set a goal to double Canada's non-US exports by 2035. Today, he's already halfway there
In response to Trump's tariffs & threats, Canadian businesses, consumers, & even tourists are taking difficult steps to decouple from the US🧵
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Out of touch liberal elites don’t understand that for the average American the Cheesecake Factory is the nicest place they can imagine. For these people, sweatpants are like tuxedos. They think of Tweety Bird as a kind of God. Don’t you dare condescend to them.