Australian politicians stole my birthright of being a cashed-up bogan, wilfully ignorant of politics. I should be spending my free time obsessing over sportsball and arguing with my wife about my gambling losses while nursing a hangover. Now I only care about destroying the system.

ALBANESE’S $9.6M TAXPAYER WEBSITE TELLS PEDOPHILES: “DON’T BEAT YOURSELF UP” FOR FANTASISING ABOUT KIDS Your money is funding StopItNow! Australia, a government backed site that treats sexual attraction to children as something to “manage” with self acceptance, not stop. The linked modules say: • Treat child fantasies “like a wave” that will pass, go for a walk, do a puzzle, journal, cook. • Don’t try to change the attraction. That could be “akin to gay conversion therapy” • If you’re only into kids, “focus your attention exclusively on the physical sensations” while masturbating. • “Don’t beat yourself up, it simply does not feel realistic to never have sexual fantasies about children” • Show “compassion and self acceptance.” Having a sexual interest in kids can feel “lonely” This is what Labor calls “prevention.” Attorney General Michelle Rowland’s office is defending it as a royal commission recommendation. Ongoing funding: $4 million a year. Coalition Senator Matt O’Sullivan: “The protection of children must come first.” The starting point is unequivocal, child sexual abuse is reprehensible and criminal. This risks normalising a sexual interest in children. Albanese’s Labor is spending millions of your dollars giving comfort and coping strategies to people who fantasise about minors, while comparing efforts to change that attraction with historical attempts to change homosexuality. Child safety is not a self help exercise. It is not “mindfulness.” It is not taxpayer funded compassion for predators. The Albanese government has now stooped to the level funding pedophiles “feel better” guides. You cannot make this crap up.