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@ModeratelyMused

chronically unserious, emotionally impervious

 LA
Joined August 2013
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This thing had sex, it had a wife, and kids, and friends. What do you have? A Twitter account?
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my mailman lives two blocks from me so is my mailman also his own mailman?
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why would i ever admit to knowing Spanish, how would that help me eavesdrop
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omg it’s 11:11 i wish I’d grow up 🤞🤞🤞🤞
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oooof so close better luck tomorrow
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no babe i think it’s really hot how you assumed a TI-84 was a star wars character
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@MoMohlerNov 3
Sorry I’m sweaty and out of breathe, I just came from one of those combination KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Huts.
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Danny Polishchuk
@Dannyjokes22h
Wait so are we getting the rest of The Epstein Files or still no
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so since the democrats won do i have to start carrying my vaccination card again?
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Isaac@isaacturnersongNov 3
Proceed with lotion
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my mailman said it’s okay for you to come over if it’s okay with your mailman
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Dan Baltic
@baltic_danNov 3
I was going through my recent photos yesterday evening. Everything from today to around 6 years ago. I saw my dad before his cancer diagnosis, after his surgery, and through the 5 remaining years we had together. Cherish the ordinary. It doesn’t last forever
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i’ve often joked that my mailman is mad at me but we just hung out for like an hour and now i really do think he’s mad at me
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewNov 3
explain it to me like im an adult who still loves the smell of gasoline
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@skitzocatNov 1
source?????? the vodka bro
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i’m not a good person to be depressed at, i’ll just try to make you chicken parm
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@slickmetaxNov 1
Chicken Parm à la Vodka on a Sunday anyone?
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someone is whistling outside my window so i’m pretending i’m dead
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acoustic julien
@arugulapiquanteOct 30
Being sober is amazing (I heard)
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Aaron King
@A_AronKingOct 30
If avoiding eye contact isn’t flirting I don’t know what is.
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UwUTangClan@Executivejeff1Oct 30
self service barbershop called No One Is Coming To Shave You
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dabbing a little ipa behind each ear so a guy who definitely has a frozen pizza in his freezer will take me home
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