I asked my shidduch date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

🚨Ilhan Omar on Flydubai incident: “Some guy did some things”

🚨BREAKING: In honor of brokering peace between the two Rebbes, Trump to rename his club “Satmar-A-Lago”

Almost as if Spain has a history of expelling Jews 🤔

One of my favorite classic jokes: A bum walks up to a Jewish mother on the street and says, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." "So, force yourself,” she replies.

🚨BREAKING: BBC admits flaws in Gaza documentary, acknowledges not antisemitic enough

The color orange 🟧 will never be the same

Bold prediction: Content theft will lead to the destruction of the third beit hamikdash

🚨BREAKING: Israel withdraws from UN Human Rights Council, making it more difficult for members to find a minyan

BREAKING: In bold first reform, @DOGE announces minyans only need 8 people