"Miss Malfoy!" "Miss Malfoy!"
"It's MRS. POTTER!" 😡
Harry and Malfoid #Malfoid
New rules for posting about your spouse online:
It must
A) make others extremely jealous of your relationship.
B) inspire others to get married.
Otherwise, dont post about your spouse online. Keep it to yourself.
"Wanna take me out and pay for dinner, movie, whatever, the day after some other guy f-cked me?"
Today in "Women with poor reading comprehension". He said "more" attractive, not that she is unattractive.
Also she's a prostitute.
The duality of woman:
Her lifestyle demands say "finance bro/CEO"
Her pussy says "Sweaty farmboy".
Replying to @MoreGunsLessGov
She’s not annoyed at him making money and not having a real job. She is annoyed he is unproductive and unmanly. Guarantee he takes my advice and there will be no more complaints
My husband asked if I wanted a glass of water, just another emotional labor I have to handle in our relationship.
Marriage Pro Tip: Pay attention to when your spouse does little things like this to upset you. "Keep score," if you will. Keep a score for yourself too, for whenever you're thoughtful and self-sacrificing. That way, if you're ever arguing, you can pull out the scores, show your spouse that yours is higher, and win the argument on the spot! You'll also have hard proof that you're the better spouse
I would get rid of all immigrants if it would make the life of ONE American/Irish/English person's life infinitesimally better.
More Guns Less Government retweeted
Chud is challenging the insane civil rights consensus, and actively risking himself to do so. I don’t care if he’s doing it for imperfect reasons. When there is a social order that allows blacks to murder Whites at will because they don’t like a word, free speech doesn’t exist. And if you don’t support Chud walking free, on that basis alone, you are campaigning for a social order where blacks can murder White people and it’s illegal for White people to defend themselves. The “mean words” leading up to it doesn’t matter. “Fighting words” laws are a massive misnomer, and even speech which isn’t protected by the First Amendment, such as direct threats, do not make it legal to assault the utterer.
I don’t care about your “optics.” I don’t care about how it “looks.” If you don’t think Chud should walk free, you are explicitly in support of a legal policy that takes free speech away from Whites and allows blacks to murder us with impunity for any words they personally deem unacceptable, whereas Whites will go to jail for “murder” if they defend themselves against actual murderous attacks. #StandWithChud.
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There's actually nothing more boring than people who speak "generic brand" English.
When you hear someone say something in your dialect/parlance it's comforting and bonding.
When it's a different turn of phrase it's exciting and new.
Stop it, that dog don't hunt round here.
Me when people claim games are never perfect at launch and haters need to give devs time to fix them:
More Guns Less Government retweeted
If you've seen the White House's Halo posting, you should know that the guy who composed its music (me!) is running for Congress to work with President Trump to defund the Covenant, destroy the Flood, and finish the fight (aka put America First!). 👇
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