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uMtukulu waMbhuleni

@Mque_D
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Joined June 2015
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ugh@ughfinewhatever22h
they’re calling my bill outstanding I must be really good at paying them
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The Last Dance@sihle_matsebula13h
No. I'm answering and replying right away. Nothing special about nothing here. Also, I will ask for your Swazi Mobile number, it is a guarantee! Spare me the snobby MTN imaginary riches associated with calling from there.
Not4Runner (@not4runner) profile pictureNot4Runner
@not4runner15h
wait 5 seconds before answering a call. Let them know you have a life.
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Swiss@BlxckSwiss_Nov 1
𝑰🍸 (@imisebenzi_hle) profile picture𝑰🍸@imisebenzi_hleSep 30
after showering together, we are not breaking up
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s@velliikudiiNov 1
"you can aim forever, but the arrow only flies when you let go" is probably the best sentence I've read in a while
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@UtdJBTNov 1
When we play City in the Championship next year remember that we earned our place They had to cheat to get there
Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) profile pictureKalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 31
WILD: Manchester United now has a 20% chance of relegation, via Kalshi. Can United turn their season around?
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Thando Zulu
@Thando_tzNov 1
Hlezi nithi uJanuary uyadonsa , YiniKe le eyenziwa uNovember 🫩
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Shazmicsoul@shazmicsoulNov 1
What a perfect song for a sunny day in the pool 🐳🐳 awal.ffm.to/igamalakho
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Thando@JustTd0Oct 31
🤦🏽Iyadika ke legenge that's treating deep house like it's hip-hop, y'all need to relax, just enjoy the music without comparing, fike "hey hey DJ bani bani is better than that DJ, they are carrying the genre", just enjoy the music man, ayo battle.
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optimistic man@_MisandaaOct 30
💜Ayanda. (@Yandii__) profile picture💜Ayanda.@Yandii__Oct 30
No day has ever needed a savanna like this one
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@elsdawgOct 31
Image from 🐾 (@elsdawg)
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Wesley Tidjan Fofana!! 🤬
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"Sikhuni sitala umlotsa"
kgadi♠️ (@Kgadi_yaMoloto) profile picturekgadi♠️
@Kgadi_yaMolotoOct 31
Uneducated parents in the 90’s raised engineers, lawyers, doctors, teachers, and other professionals. Yet, educated parents nowadays are raising street idiots and disrespectful, trashy children😭
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Simple😂 – at Nelspruit, South Africa
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Umuntfu utsi 4k, people in the comments are offering to provide for less. Not even negotiating a higher price for delivery or the risk or even ask about the type of snake. Uyabona why bo Shakantu nabo Mohammed will always have people to exploit
Tsabedze (@SimphiweKibibi) profile pictureTsabedze@SimphiweKibibiOct 30
#TiniX
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@PapiKhanyileOct 30
"Ngikuthanda as a friend" Yazi amantombazane ayawa deserve ama period pains. 😭
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Thomas Mlambo
@thomasmlamboOct 30
Phakama Minnie, ixesha lifikile.. Razo is back in the country 😉🤣
Minnie Dlamini (@MinnieDlamini) profile pictureMinnie Dlamini
@MinnieDlamini3 Aug 2017
Today marks the day of my devastation! Thierry Henry is in Johannesburg, South Africa (my hood) and I just got married... #Heartbroken 💔
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B.@b_eautyyyOct 30
Yho, what a blessed day to be a deep house fan. Dangerous day to be my speaker, akukho rest today🙂‍↔️
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I'm here reposting about deep house kepha I'm at a gospel concert. Smh
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bokang@easymoneytopboyOct 29
what a day to be a deep house head 😭
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I'd argue this is the best "No"
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Lexora Studio (@lexorastudio) profile pictureLexora Studio
@lexorastudioOct 29
Replying to @MerriamWebster
Still the best "No." on this app. Posh as port out, starboard home is next in line for one
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