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MrsG

@MrsGoose69

I'm here to be me. So shut it and move along. Kids don't follow, somethings your parents should teach you Not me.

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Joined April 2011
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Being back on twitter is like smelling your own fart
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Wordle 1,958 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thank fuck! My honey pot awaits 🍷
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Wordle 1,957 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fucking ridiculous is what I call! Sits back into this very familiar chair wondering as to whom has taken over mine in 3…
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Wordle 1,956 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I seem to have overtaken someone’s seat.
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Wordle 1,955 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Back at 4 I suppose! How am I supposed to deal with this shit on a Monday?!
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When I am brave enough I might tweet about my theory on the algorithm of Wordle. But now that I have said something it’ll all be fucked again! Thanks AI for your eyes and ears .
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Wordle 1,954 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A Sunday seat of 4 that should have been a 3. I don’t mind it’s comfy and I have a bottle of 🍷 stashed.
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Wordle 1,953 3/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well! What can I say! Fuck it! I am happy with that
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Wordle 1,952 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ahhh fuck! I knew it! But nooooooo let’s take the other word first! Dumb (a “c” word that I don’t think I should use… BUT I WILL) HAHAHAHA CUNT!
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Sometimes I just need to know when to shut the fuck up!
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Sex is great and all but have you ever slept through the whole night without having to go pee?
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Wordle 1,951 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuck yea!
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Wordle 1,950 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That was a guess 🍷
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Wordle 1,949 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I swear I had it on 3! I preferred this word. Good fucking going Wordle!
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Wordle 1,948 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fitting for a Monday 🤣
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Wordle 1,947 3/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 HAHHAHAHAHA!! Psychotic laughter after being touched ever so gently and then left alone
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Wordle 1,946 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle is just raw dogging me right now! I will take it. It has silenced me. For today…
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Wordle 1,945 3/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I really thought I had a 2. To smart for my own good! Happy Friday beautiful fuckers!! 🍷
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Wordle 1,944 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thank you starter words. Bows deep in gratitude. Thank you brain! Gives sloppy kiss!
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Wordle 1,943 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Don’t you just love it! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I fucking love it!
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Wordle 1,942 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well that’s fucking close!
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