@TrueTorontoGirl

Observer of people and other stupid things. 馃嚚馃嚘

 Toronto
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Joined December 2010
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Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.
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I'm not afraid of failure anymore. We've become well acquainted.
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You can't lose at their game if you don't play.
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My ass fell asleep and now I鈥檓 afraid to fart.
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I'm having a what the fuck, why am I crying and fuck this kind of day.
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Imagine falling in love with me. Wrong! Way more regret.
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If a woman puts her hands on her hips and says, "What did you just say?" You better have a good fucking answer or run.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 16
If they don鈥檛 appreciate you someone else will.
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鈸傦笍isterD@MisterD78UKOct 24
I'm very suspicious if I hear "we're all in this together"... I probably wasn't paying attention and now i'm worried what you're dragging me into
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This dude at work kept telling me to calm down so obviously I put a curse on him.
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When I look at pictures of younger me I can't help crying knowing what she's going to go through.
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People who mumble need a slap in the lips.
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Alan Felyk
@AlanFelykOct 22
I put an item in a "safe place" last week, and it seems to have permanently entered the witness protection program.
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Every time I see another press conference I wonder what they're putting in the cocaine these days.
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Technology is ruining everything simple in life.
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Can't decide if I'm tired, hungry or just a raging bitch.
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Look out world, finally got my passport photos and paperwork done.
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If you clean one spot on a wall the rest of that wall will look dirty so in other words, leave that spot there.
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The speed at which I drive totally depends on where I'm going and why.
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I told my husband that you could kill someone with eye drops and now he hides the eye drops.
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I don't ask people to follow me. That way if I disappoint them, it's their own fault.
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