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You know that first time you hear a really great song and know it'll become one of your favorites?
Some people are like that, too.
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All I’m saying is, if I was alive when it happened then it’s current events not history.
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I get to have coffee now. I'm going to be so cool to everyone for the next 30 minutes.
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People are making a big deal about the little things, and a little deal about the big things.
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A sign reading “This McDonalds doesn’t tolerate verbal abuse” suggests there are other McDonald’s I can lash out in.
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Asking the stripper if she wants to come over and listen to me play the clarinet later
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I don't even like bone in chicken but Kroger had drumsticks and thighs on sale buy one get 2 free so you bet your ass I like bone in chicken this month.
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I would be more optimistic about things getting better if they weren't getting worse





















