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Clearwater, FL
Joined March 2009
You know that first time you hear a really great song and know it'll become one of your favorites? Some people are like that, too.
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All I’m saying is, if I was alive when it happened then it’s current events not history.
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NASA shared space images from Mars.
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Bring back hysteria. Cocaine and vibrators for all.
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I get to have coffee now. I'm going to be so cool to everyone for the next 30 minutes.
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People are making a big deal about the little things, and a little deal about the big things.
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Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day
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A sign reading “This McDonalds doesn’t tolerate verbal abuse” suggests there are other McDonald’s I can lash out in.
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Leave some for the others
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Asking the stripper if she wants to come over and listen to me play the clarinet later
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Weight loss tip: keep taking naps, so that you can’t be eating at the time.
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I don't even like bone in chicken but Kroger had drumsticks and thighs on sale buy one get 2 free so you bet your ass I like bone in chicken this month.
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Just went out to pull in our sign and saw a guy strolling by, playing the guitar. Kinda odd, but kinda nice.
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I would be more optimistic about things getting better if they weren't getting worse
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Never judge someone’s story by the chapter you walked in on.
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If no one told you today… I hope something good happens to you today.
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The moment your feelings start costing you your dignity, walk away.
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I'm tired of political ads that just bash the opponent. Not one ad I saw told me anything to convince me to vote for them, only why not to vote for their opponent. I don't base my vote on what I consider *gossip*.
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