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Joined June 2012
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Top 4 2022 I didn’t take enough pictures this year.
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Make politics serious again
🚨 UPDATE: The Government has now ruled out nationalising Poundland to prevent its collapse
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What the fuck would we be nationalising Poundland for pls?
🚨 UPDATE: The Government has now ruled out nationalising Poundland to prevent its collapse
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My love language is a canceled Teams meeting
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USB-C being standardized is among the top 5 positive things that has happened technologically in the 2020s
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Once again, my wife spent the past month Halloween-maxxing so our kids could homemade-costume-mog.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sliced apples taste 10x better than a whole apple. It makes zero scientific sense but it’s just the truth.
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Reading before bed sounds peaceful until the book gets INTERESTING, you tell yourself ONE MORE CHAPTER, and suddenly it's 2 a.m. and your alarm is only FIVE HOURS away.
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT.
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My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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This is hard when it’s a couple thing. However, as a parent, it’s really important to have an identity outside your kids and do these things. My job requires me to do nights away from home, fairly frequently; it’s not a big deal to me.
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I know people paying £1300 - £1800 per kid for 4-5 days of nursery. A live in nanny if you have the room defo starts to make sense. Especially with demanding jobs and kids close in age
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On this salary or any over £100k with multiple kids. Getting a live in nanny starts making sense. It’s cheaper. Tbh before 30hrs @ 9m came in. If you had multiple kids and had to be office based a nanny makes hella sense to circumvent these costs
the problem with a £200k salary is mortgage and childcare costs. 2 kids full time nursery with no subsidies is £4,000-£5,000 a month, that's already more than half of your £9,816 month net pay. Add mortgage, car, energy bills and more and it can go hand to mouth pretty quick
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Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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This what Dear JT sound like
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This lowkey remind me of that “I miss you dream” by Tokyo Toni and her mate
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I know it’s nuanced, but I often think about how a lot of my co workers went to elite schools and universities, to end up sitting next to little old me
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North West & Natalie Nunn kinda chewed.
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Cheers to those of us who tried writing a book when we were younger. 🥂😭✋🏿
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