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Joined January 2021
MagicMuffinman retweeted
You’re telling me you went long Brazilian Equities because you thought a socialist country would conduct a fair election?
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After some slight adjustments to brazilian democracy bulls are now fked
BREAKING: In an unprecedented comeback, Brazil's President Lula da Silva has defeated Flavio Bolsonaro, securing a 4th term in office. Lula is officially the first presidential candidate in Brazil's modern democratic history to lose the first round of voting and go on to win the runoff. Prior to the election, Lula's implied odds of victory had fallen as low as 10%. This marks one of the most remarkable political comebacks in Brazil's history.
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These are some seriously exotic german beers most germans never even saw in a store Quite amazing that Aldi offers this tbh
Are there any good German beers in this tasting pack?
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I just learned that shareholders of Lindt receive an annual chocolate dividend by mail, worth ~200$ You only need to hold 1 share and provide a mail adress in Switzerland (mail forwarders are OK) Only issue: one share currently costs 100.000$
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They released the plague to promote Swifts new single?
Taylor Swift’s song ‘Patient Zero’ dropped September 25, 2026. That same day, a scientist at Russia’s Anti-Plague Institute broke a tube of live plague bacteria. She died on October 2…the day the song hit No. 1. September 25 is exactly 6 years, 6 months, and 6 days after March 19, 2020, when the U.S. began Covid lockdowns.
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Didnt have this on my Bingo card for this month: Mask fetishists celebrate the return of the pneumonic plague apparently in hopes for a late triumph over the so called risk ignorants
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MagicMuffinman retweeted
The Middle East war risks creating a new vulnerability for global energy markets: overdependence on US LNG 🇺🇸⚠️ US exports made up 33% of global LNG supply in September That’s up from: 👉 25% in 2025 👉 20% in 2022 👉 0% in 2015 bloomberg.com/news/newslette…
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MagicMuffinman retweeted
Replying to @BjornLomborg
I added some relevant info to this chart xitter.cf/BjornLomborg/status/21…
Pure fantasy: Germany’s promise to be free of fossil fuels by 2045 is free of reality iea.org/data-and-statistics/… bundesumweltministerium.de/f…
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Trump sings the chinese anthem live on national TV and you are bearish?
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A german discounter and a swedish small cap just casually giga-mogged Tesla, unions and basically everyone else in the business by getting level 4 approval for cabless trucks and getting them into daily service in germany
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Apart from the other obvious issues Bro is too old Anyone losing their mind over his trolling cant be helped
JUST IN: Trump hints at a 2028 presidential run in latest Truth Social post.
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MagicMuffinman retweeted
Fortune favors the bald btw
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he probably keeps mentioning this so the woke european leadership cant adress these issues
NOW - Trump: "I know Europe better than anybody. Better than the people that run it... two things are killing Europe: number one is immigration and number two is energy."
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MagicMuffinman retweeted
If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.
what controversial opinion will have you in this position?
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Yesterday was my day off... but I still managed to turn it into a decent little payday 💰 🚚 Amazon Flex: £60 🍔 Uber Eats: £40 (just under £100 total for around 6 hours) After putting aside £25 for tax and petrol, that's £75 in my pocket. 🙌 I’ve still got a few days left this week to top up the survey apps I do, and I might squeeze in another food delivery shift too. It all adds up. You don't have to earn thousands overnight—just keep stacking the income streams. 📈 #SideHustle #AmazonFlex #UberEats #UKMoney #MoneyTwitter #ExtraIncome
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... a 73hp Ford Fiesta Because germans dont pretend 100 mph is a special experience
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these guys arguing about the number of cylinders on a mustang while this thing exists
I think I've said this before, but the EcoBoost Mustang's biggest issue isn't that it's a bad car, it's the fact that it says "Mustang" on the back. The name carries a certain connotation and a "4 cyl Mustang" carries a stigma that the car would t have if it wasn't CALLED a Mustang.
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