I believe an alcoholic beverage makes life a bit more fun🤩 | Lvl 1 Cicerone | Wine Enthusiast | Brewer | Bonus & Dog (RIP) Mom👧🏾🐶

Alabama, USA
Joined January 2018
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IPAshley retweeted
People always wonder why we hate men and they do shit like this. (Read the replies)
200 men ran the nike after dark half marathon yesterday. & i boo’d every single one i saw. & so did the spectators. 🗣️ F’N LOSERS!!!!!!
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yesterday, I was running around fine as all outside. today I am home, reminiscent of a troll under a bridge. the duality of life as a woman.
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Yes
Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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I am disgusted
If you wanna know how lost we are as a society, a year ago I was doing makeup for a woman whose 13 year old couldn’t attend school because of severe separation anxiety from her mom and called her cell phone every 2 minutes in complete meltdown and through our conversation found out she still breast feeds her 9 year old. She was getting her makeup done to lead a conference as a parenting coach.
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IPAshley retweeted
The puke bowl is the toilet. ONLY THE TOILET
being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not
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Well if I get a car note , I won’t be able to take any trips🤣
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I want a car I can take road trips in, but I don’t want a car note 😪😪
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Every time I take a mirror selfie, I remember the time of my life when a full body photo would send me into a meltdown. She’d be shocked and proud of me now 🫶🏾
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My hair hides my devil horns. Convenient 😈
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I’m at a Halloween party and there’s so many w*ed apparatus around 😭😭 My Lord
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Like an onion
Anyone know how to dress for a low of 37 and a high of 84?
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Got my first reel with over 5k views🥳
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How do you know?
I'm not even trying to be mean, but between the dancing and this, I really hope she's not influenced or pressured to follow her parent's path, she needs to go and find her real calling cause it's not this.
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Every time I put on my jersey, Chris says I need to “take that ugly shit off”. Like he didn’t get it for me smh #AHouseDivided…Anyway WDE!! 💙🧡💙🧡 Only one tiger is prevailing today
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I want it to be sunny and cold. PLEASE
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Stress had my cycle a whole 2.5 weeks late…. Talk about ADDED stress!! 😭
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You ever come home... love your pet, pick them up, give them so many kisses and as you’re about to get comfortable you then happen to finally open your eyes and realize they’ve been very VERY bad
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It’s tragic I had to go on a hunt to find out Jimmica Collins voiced Betty Bunny. Why tf is she not under cast on Google?
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