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Uncle Nige

@NIGEMAMBA

Cosmopolitan liberal. Eccedentesiast. Son, brother, uncle, husband and dad. I like things. Always wished I could punch like Mike Tyson.Luselud’uhambo lwami 🙏🏾

 Lausanne, Switzerland
Joined January 2012
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David Ornsign
@david_ornsign15h
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Lisandro Martínez is under formal investigation by regulatory authorities after his bizarre second yellow card and penalty concession against Chelsea triggered high-risk betting flags across international markets. According to insider reports, European gambling monitoring agencies flagged an anomalous spike in high-stakes wagers placed on a "Martínez Red Card + Penalty Conceded" micro-market, with multiple accounts linked to a shell syndicate registered in Cyprus. A source close to the investigation allegedly leaked: 🎙️🗣️ "The betting patterns were completely off the charts minutes before the incident. Off the record, there are private messages circulating where Martínez allegedly told an associate: 'If Manchester United aren't ready to win, I might as well make some money off it.' Authorities are now tracing the crypto-wallets tied to those foreign accounts." 🇦🇷🔴💸
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My best costume yet…
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@proxy63sOct 30
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ek was gister by 'n veiling en daar was 'n tent met specials op brandewyn en coke vir slegs R15 ..... Lang storie kort ek het hierdie 4 Jack russels gekoop. 🎉🎉
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Trev@Tokyo_TrevOct 31
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Phakama Minnie, ixesha lifikile.. Razo is back in the country 😉🤣
Minnie Dlamini (@MinnieDlamini) profile pictureMinnie Dlamini
@MinnieDlamini3 Aug 2017
Today marks the day of my devastation! Thierry Henry is in Johannesburg, South Africa (my hood) and I just got married... #Heartbroken 💔
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@_OKJ__Oct 30
My current favorite video on the internet for several reasons 😅😅😅
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Still tge craziest caption I've read on this platform
NLE Choppa (@nlethegreat1) profile pictureNLE Choppa
@nlethegreat115 Jun 2022
Nutted in you on the first time that I met you, and I did it on purpose cause I want you forever !
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Got it wrong. Apologies to @SABCNews and @BBCWorld. Though some of the reporting was conflating the two cases, it was the right thing to delete.
Geoffrey York (@geoffreyyork) profile pictureGeoffrey York@geoffreyyorkOct 30
South Africa's head of public diplomacy launched an extraordinarily nasty attack on SABC and BBC today, accusing them of lying about an anti-foreigner mob killing. He was proven wrong. Now he has quietly deleted these tweets -- after damaging media reputations. No apology?
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I hate this nigga
Loud Outside (@LoudOutside) profile pictureLoud Outside
@LoudOutsideOct 29
Social media users are calling for a boycott of restaurants booking Big Groove, saying his content leans into stereotypes and ruins the dining experience
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This is why we gift them boxers. Wtf is this? 👀 🙄
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abefe˚
@societyhateboluOct 29
breast are so beautiful, the owners are the problems.
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@_donaldishimmOct 30
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Mbekezeli@MbekezeliMBOct 30
A city that fails to invest in integration and improved quality of life for all its citizens will always suffer the brunt of those policy decisions. Ideology matters very much in local government. Service delivery and budget priorities are not written in biblical scripture.
EWN Reporter (@ewnreporter) profile pictureEWN Reporter@ewnreporterOct 30
[WATCH] Staffing shortages at the @capetownint linked to ongoing taxi-related unrest, have left the airport’s security screening operations under strain, as some employees have been unable to report for duty @NtuthuzeloNene
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Was about to ask why the ass crack was so far down 😭😭
Gallina Cósmica 🐔❤️ (@GallinaCossmica) profile pictureGallina Cósmica 🐔❤️
@GallinaCossmicaOct 29
Mi cuerpo ya pedía tinta ✨️ gracias amigoo
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Aowa awunayo iHandy Andy nesdwedwe
Ma’Ndlovu (@kekeletso_Ma) profile pictureMa’Ndlovu@kekeletso_MaOct 29
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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aj.@athandwe_Oct 29
😑 Ndidiniwe bethuna.
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At least they won’t miss each other now. More on @eNCA.
Pule Letshwiti-Jones (@pule_jones) profile picturePule Letshwiti-Jones
@pule_jonesOct 30
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE LEAD: Former IDAC boss Andrea Johnson and former SAPS major-general Feroz Khan have been arrested. Their warrants were authorised yesterday, in relation to a defeating the ends of justice case. More from the @eNCA Investigations team to follow.
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Trey Nyoni is @LFC's powerhouse ❌ 🔴
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